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sleepintro · 12 hours
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Tumblr is so funny because you’ll post something like “I was so angry today” and someone tags it with “so relatable. Literally stabbed my uncle a few days ago bc of this” in the most casual manner possible
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sleepintro · 12 hours
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youre saying this radio gave you head ?
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Vintage 80′s Telemania Rainbow Cloud Phone.
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sleepintro · 12 hours
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I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.
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sleepintro · 12 hours
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I'm so angry I could piss glue
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Would I lie to you? That girl's not right in the brain
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sleepintro · 12 hours
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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33
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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment
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sleepintro · 12 hours
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we used to see them. on stage. singing song..s………. playing instrumence…… i feel like ivan the terrible and his son ivan rn
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sleepintro · 12 hours
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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sleepintro · 1 day
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Y’all need to stop commenting on fics like the author is dead or something. The author sees those comments bro it’s like saying to someone’s face “sorry to hear about your passing. The only reason I’m sad about it is bc you won’t be making me any more sandwiches for free” like can you see how that might be insensitive? So what if they haven’t made a sandwhich in a month or a year or five. It’s not your place to announce their death lmao
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sleepintro · 3 days
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sometimes when i post about a supernatural scene i really like it'll break containment and people in the notes will be like omg this is supernatural??? no way
and like. i get that most people on this website now associate spn with the superhell meme and the destiel confession and all that so this might be a little hard to believe but. this was a good show once
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My favorite kind of “I was cancelled” celebrity tour is when it’s part of the press tour for their newest Netflix comedy special for which they were paid millions of dollars
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Why are there so many mean people in the world man just be nice
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sleepintro · 3 days
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things that would be dope to be
the marble in spray paint
boulder at the bottom of a lake
the last leaf of autumn… take your sweet old time
lightbulb filament
grain of sand
pillbug that just discovered an insane composter
cumulonimbus cloud
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sleepintro · 3 days
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in the google doc. straight up "writing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Nothing
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