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you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing
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Tolkien is having his first ever egg. It’s. Not going well.
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Just checking....
We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?
#i pronounce it as it were a finnish word#the double t and all#(without the tt i would say i read it as a slovak word lol) dont know how to transcribe it the weird english way and i don't care
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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS
Too many beds
Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss
Really nice guy who hates only you
Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class
Divorce of convenience
Too much communication
True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)
Dating your enemy’s sibling
Lovers to enemies
Hate at first sight
Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead
Fake amnesia
Soulmates who are fated to kill each other
Strangers to enemies
Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating
Too hot to cuddle
Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground
Nursing home au
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I LOVE being alive so I can be mediocre at SO many different hobbies
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Brief pause to share a nonsensical meme before I pass out for the next eleven hours or so
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Raz som (oblečená na tematický firemný večierok, vyzerala som ako ženská verzia Petra Nagya cvičiaceho aerobik) otvorila výťah a v ňom našla odkväcnutého manžela pani domovníčky. Spolu s ďalšou susedou sme ho dotrepali domov.
Bývajú nado mnou, jeden čas sa strašne hádali a vždy som vedela, kedy sa hrá futbal. Už dlho som hluk nepočula. Možno sused umrel? Zabila ho? Netuším
viete čo, najdrahšie české a slovenské obrodenstvo?
podľa mňa by sme nemali zapierať svoju povahu klebetných babiek pred coop jednotou alebo pri stretnutí na vlakovej stanici potom, ako sme sa nevideli celú dekádu.
túžim po vašich obecných klebetách, susedských roztržkách, mestských doťahovačkách a pouličných legendách. poklebeťme si. čakám vás na neutrálnej pôde, v Zbehoch na stanici.
začnem: na ulici sa nám dramaticky rozmnožili potkany, pretože jednej nezodpovednej chovateľke z domu cez okno ušiel samco-samičkovský pár, pri ktorom by prisahala,že sú to dvaja samci. (nechcela som hneď začať smrťami,kt. sme tu mali)
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i assume you are kind of a loser
Well man this is tumblr
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if I forgot your favorite subgenre or misclassified a band feel free to argue in the replies 👍
#i chose death as that was a great part of me for so long#but actually i love symphonic elements in my deaths (fleshgod apocalypse my beloved) and blacks and also love a good death doom or funeral#and also the non-death symphonics were my gaateway to metal and i still love them dearly
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