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why Barry why
Give me back my soft sweet baby with the long curls and gentle body, stop this madness
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@im-getting-help thanks for the tag!
Pretty difficult choice tbh, but I think currently I'll go with the band Sleep Token since I've been listening to a loooot of them lately
The first song of theirs that I heard was Blood Sport
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and I would recommend it as the first song to others as well, but if I had to choose another entry song I'd go with Take Me Back To Eden
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Their songs are so all-of-my-otps-coded
(I had a hard time not making this a snobbish post about Rachmaninov tho)
And I'll be tagging @marka-marack @wormswurld @w-hikarin @ib3li3v3you
Tag: the song that got you into your favorite group/artist + the first song you think a new listener should hear from them !!
STAYC
^^ the song that got me to stan stayc (though i liked “so bad” and “asap” as much as the next guy when they came out, this was on another level for me)
^^ the song i would use to introduce people to stayc
tagging: @nayeonline @pocima @clowndra @we-survive-endlessly @sincerelywebsy @flowerflowerflo if y’all wanna !!
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house md 8x02 is so insane with house offering to get punched by wilson to save their relationship and wilson at first declining but then agreeing and just casually offering to go to dinner and house remembering that wilson has given up red meat and suggesting a vegetarian place
(also i believe that when wilson says he wants a steak it's code for cock)
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In Russia, the diagnosis is "you need to give birth" for women who don't have kids and "ofc you have all these health issues, what did you expect after giving birth" for women who do
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House MD in a nutshell:
Chase: It could be the plague.
House: I really wanna fuck Wilson.
Cuddy: You're not getting a guillotine for your patient, House!
House: Then I'll just blow Wilson.
Wilson: I wanna give some dude my kidney.
House: Can I eat your ass instead?
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my religionnnnn
ohhhhhhh oh oh h ohhhoh h hhhg ohhhhh
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"View of the Kremlin in inclement weather " (1851)
Aleksey Savrasov (1830-1897)
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This is such a beautiful concept
I need a glitter-covered damp-curls Curtie getting pampered and pillow-princessed by Gale and John so much <3
curtbuckbucky nightclub au .* :☆ﾟ. ☽
open for drabble/more pics! <3
alright, i've never done a proper 'intro' post for a fic/au i have in mind, but this one has been rotting in my brain for ages and i know there's no way i'm not gonna write something for it eventually so here goes, bear with me <3 made a lil edit (took me fucking hours to collect enough stock footage lmfao) to go along with it too >:)
a modern au where college student curt is a regular at a new–ish queer nightclub, showing up every friday night without fail to dance his heart out, his way of de–stressing at the end of every week and getting his pent up energy out. he's the prettiest little thing, dresses up so fun– some nights he throws on dresses or crop tops with skirts or short shorts when he's feeling it, other nights he goes for more of a relaxed baggy pants and flowy linen button up type of vibe– always with the same pair of scuffed up sneakers on for ease of dancing.
the bartenders and other regulars adore their bubbly little club bunny, always looking out for him, doting on him with free drinks and food. and even if some of them eye curt like he's dinner when he's out on the floor swaying his hips, eyes closed to fully lose himself in the music, the glitter on his eyelids and cheekbones catching the lights just right, curt's not there for any of that. he dances with people occasionally, he's confident and carefree and likes the attention and it makes him giggle when he catches newcomers staring, doesn't mind a wandering hand here and there, but he never goes home with anyone. the same routine, every friday, dancing until his dark waves are curling damp with sweat against his temples and his black eyeshadow is smudged and he leaves to make the walk back to the flat he shares with a few roomies.
enter john and gale, longterm boyfriends who sometimes like to go out clubbing and find someone pretty to bring home for a fun time, only an open relationship in that sense– they have no interest in actually dating other people, both adamant that it's no strings attached, too head over heels for each other to have eyes for anyone else anyway.
they decide to check out a club they haven't been to yet, usually sticking to the tried and true ones, but a couple of their friends recommend it, so they give it a go one friday night. they've barely sat down at the bar with their drinks when they see a boy who, john comments to gale, looks like the 'energizer bunny' (gets a snort out of curt when he tells him so in the future.) even once they're buzzed enough to head out onto the dance floor together, neither of them can take their eyes off of the bundle of energy, mesmerized.
they both know the other is equally enamoured with the boy, drinking up all the glitter and bouncy curls and blissed out smiles, already knowing they just have to have him– the prettiest thing they've ever seen. curt's confused when they approach him, because he's noticed them too, has been admiring from afar, but he's also noticed their hands and lips all over each other, dancing much too close and comfortably to not be a couple. but john purrs out "we just like to have a little fun every now and then sweetheart, don't you?"
and no, not really, he doesn't. usually a night of exhausting himself dancing is his idea of fun, not ever looking for anything else, not finding most guys worth his time. but john and gale sweet talk him just right, spend time actually getting to know him when he agrees to let them buy him a drink at the bar, and fuck, they're both the hottest things he's seen walk into the club in a long time, and they're giving him all their attention? he decides that maybe he'll be brave and flirt back. despite his confidence and lack of caring what other people think about him, he's so shy and easily flustered when someone he's actually into makes the moves on him, doesn't even know what to do with himself when he realizes he's blushing at their compliments and the combination of their heavy gazes on him.
obviously they all get each other worked up as the night goes on, and curt goes home with them and gets his world rocked, spoiled and pillow princess–ed and showered in praise, not at all what he expects hook–ups to be like after having only been with people he's been dating. he expects to walk back home after since they all live in the same vicinity of downtown, tries to ignore his wobbly legs when he finally crawls out of bed, gets dragged back down by gale for one last messy breathless makeout while john gets him an uber before curt can protest or offer to pay.
normally john and gale don't get the numbers of their one night stands, but they want to make sure he gets home safe, and they can both gauge how the other is feeling and they know they'll want to see him again if they're lucky enough for curt to say yes, so john puts his number into curt's phone and tells him "text when you're home safe, yeah? or, y'know, text whenever you want." and curt isn't sure if this is john saying they both want to see him again, because he's dense and shy and they made it clear beforehand that they're in a closed relationship, but next friday he texts to let them know he'll be at the club again, and john and gale tell him they'll be there, the three of them going home together for a second time that night, and they fall into a routine from then on.
curt gets giddy every friday, dolling himself up extra pretty for the two men, flushed at their attention every time and so thrilled to dress up for someone other than himself for once. he can already feel himself going all heart–eyes for them after the second or third time they hook up, but he knows where he stands, and he's having fun experimenting for the first time and having two experienced, sweet guys show him a good time every week, so he doesn't want to jeopardize that by getting his feelings involved.
little does he know that john and gale are falling head over heels too for this sweet energetic boy, loving how much he spices up their lives, both in the bedroom and out, realizing their flat feels so quiet now on the nights where they don't take curt home with them. so that leads to some serious conversations to see if they're on the same page about getting to know curt better, both of them learning how to navigate this new territory because neither of them expected to want to bring someone else into their world like this. they agree they'd like to take curt out on a cute date, during the daytime for once, to properly test the waters and see how curt feels– of course he slots into their lives perfectly, as if he's been there all along. <3
but along the way: lots of slow burn, miscommunication, endless filthy smut, curt trying to balance college and work and friends with his newfound feelings for john and gale, john and gale getting dragged to raves and festivals by their always adventurous bf, city night–life juxtaposed by early morning domesticity, etc etc.
this has been floating around in my head for a couple weeks since i got this vision of 2012–stalker–era barry with eyeshadow and glitter stuck in my brain and thus a whole universe/plot spawned from it. honestly would mostly be pwp, but would love to write a proper fic for it anyway eventually, each chapter littered with filth, obviously LOL. i have so many thoughts and so many little scenarios planned out in my head already... these three have me in a chokehold.
i need to make proper intro/drabble posts like these for my other aus too aghhh it just takes so longggg because i get carried away with the drabble and then i have to find the perfect clips for edits and the perfect pics to tie it all together and suddenly i've spent half a day on one post but. someday <3 leaving!bikeriders au next surely! thx for reading hope u enjoy this version of the boys and hopefully i'll have time to write it soon!
all posts about this au will be under #curtbuckbucky nightclub au :-)
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martin the lil' spaghetti demon's creepy-ass laugh in the spaghetti scene *chef's kiss*
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it's the ending of those house md episodes when wilson and house spend the evening chilling on the couch
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dympna is totally hot for arm and that is canon and nobody can change my mind
tell me why, if dymphna was not supposed to be gay, he did this like that
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barry's the one who should be wearing high heels not the ladies
Jonathan Bailey with Barry Keoghan, Alisha Boe, Naomie Harris, Alessandra Ambrosio and Miriam Leone at the ‘Icons shine with Omega in Milan’ (April 23, 2024) [x]
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he's so insane for this it's amazing
and bryan is so visibly happy hearing that
hannibal reunion in a few days and mads mikkelsen is out on the streets confirming bottom!hannibal, god bless him
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