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skylightdistraction · 3 hours
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My solution for bloatware is this: by law you should hire in every programming team someone who is Like, A Guy who has a crappy laptop with 4GB and an integrated graphics card, no scratch that, 2 GB of RAM, and a rural internet connection. And every time someone in your team proposes to add shit like NPCs with visible pores or ray tracing or all the bloatware that Windows, Adobe, etc. are doing now, they have to come back and try your project in the Guy's laptop and answer to him. He is allowed to insult you and humilliate you if it doesn't work in his laptop, and you should by law apologize and optimize it for him. If you try to put any kind of DRM or permanent internet connection, he is legally allowed to shoot you.
With about 5 or 10 years of that, we will fix the world.
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"We're Not So Different, You and I" - Part 69
(Check out the other parts here)
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What do these four have in common?
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I had a dream last night that tumblr came up with a pride flag for closeted gays and it was just a light blue flag with a shrimp on it. People would also wear shrimp pins on their lapels for some Reason???
and the vegan gays started Discourse because shrimp deserved more respect
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skylightdistraction · 3 hours
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chrono triggered. is this anything
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skylightdistraction · 5 hours
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cw eldritch cat/ lots of eyes/blood (?
sorry for the long post btw
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I added this one just because lol
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I really thought i could finish these in 2 week when i barely have free time lmao
spanish ver. of the last drawing and references⬇⬇⬇
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references ⬇⬇⬇
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skylightdistraction · 5 hours
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i love the soft crack-hiss sound of flare guns being fired and falling through the sky. it's like the whisper version of a firework. it's strangely comforting in spite of the context of being in distress that it usually implies.
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remembering all the times i spent money
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i love that the chapter/episode that always hooks people on Dungeon Meshi is the living armor chapter. the reveal that they're actually mollusk colonies acting as a unit really opens up the reader/watcher's mind to how cool theorizing dungeon biology can be, it rocks
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sometimes i wonder what my cat named me
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sorry i can't tonight.. my spring melancholy is developing into hysteria
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we all talk about doing it scared doing it alone doing it weird etc. but the the hideously awful truth is that you also often have to do it stupid
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"he would not fucking say that" but it's "they would not be having carefully negotiated bdsm manual sex"
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i want to masturbate but i cant afford the name brand stuff so im always jakeing off and busting a rut and shit
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you will probably not look like a skinny white anime girl when you transition you will likely look like someone's mom and you need to realize how swag this is
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HERE THEY ARE! Tattoos that stare back 👁️👁️
This was super fun, I’ve wanted to design more tattoos since I designed my first ones for myself. So if there’s massive interest in these designs I’ll happily make more sheets. Just reblog with what you want to see next and I’ll see what’s popular <3
And fuck it, if anyone’s wild enough to want one of these fr then go ahead LMAO (if you actually do get one please please please tag me in a pic I’d literally perish)
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