now @skyfallagent

would you guys follow me if I remade bond? i miss him

BOOP DOOP

police:THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!

me: not with that attitude

sex+romance headcanons!

Send me a symbol. Please note that some answers may be NSFW.

🌟 What is my muse’s sexual/romantic orientation? 💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity? 😘 Would my muse have sex on the first date? 😊 Would my muse ever ask someone on a date? 👍 Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking? 😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks? 💬 When did my muse go on their first date? 💯 What is my muse’s ideal date? 💗 Has my muse ever been in love? 👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like? 👰 Would my muse ever get married? 🌼 Would my muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding? 🍬 Is my muse a sub, dom, or switch? 🏩 What was my muse’s first time like? 🎆 Is my muse into monogamy? 💕 Would my muse ever be in a polyamorous relationship? 🔥 Would my muse ever be up for a threesome? 👮 Has my muse ever had sex in public? 💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak? 💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner? 💋 How many people has my muse slept with? 👀 Is my muse the type to sleep around? 👎 Would my muse ever cheat on their partner? 😳 What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship? 💲Would my muse ever date/marry/sleep with someone because they were rich? 👓 Would my muse ever lie for sex? 👿 Would my muse ever blackmail someone into sex? 🎥 Who is my muse’s celebrity crush? 🎀 Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know? 💍 Has my muse ever had a one-night stand? 💝 Does my muse like Valentine’s Day? 💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?

Just James Bond Things

being hella fucking omnisexual 

stealing your coworker’s shit

destroying equipment doing stupid stunts

having general no regard for your own safety 

              —————— ﾒ  YOU’VE GOT A FIRE INSIDE, BUT YOUR HEART’S SO COLD. @skyfallagent

I’m Officially Reviving Bond!

Prepare to see me on here a lot more. I’ll be around today revamping the aesthetic of the blog, but then I’ll be available to RP.

Pros to ship with me

Our ship is probably gonna be rly cute

Cons to ship with me

I’ll talk about it all the time

I’ll give you what ifs and how woulds all the time

I WILL SQUEAL AND TALK IN ALL CAPS TO YOU EVERYTIME SOMETHING BAD/GOOD HAPPENS TO THEM

I will think of AUs and share

I will make playlists of them a lot

It will always have pain and tears

Probably will have to ask for 983454858645794 threads

This has been on my mind for long but I’m gonna do this - please reblog this if you’re comfortable with pre-establishing relationships. I do not mean “met at the grocery store two weeks ago” or “have a common friend”, but rather stuff like “have been best friends since kindergrden”, “go for a beer every friday”, “friends with benefits”, “dated in highschool”, “hate each other’s guts because -insert reason-”  etc. Something meaningful (but not necessarily shippy) and I mean with muns/characters you have not interacted with, because I cannot believe I am the only one who prefers jumping right into the heart of the human interaction

(shady’s back)

『and I’m never F O R G I V E N』

When you owe about twenty different replies but your muse is only willing to focus on one or two threads

Q: Age is no guarantee of efficiency.

James Bond: And youth is no guarantee of innovation.

my 00Q fanbook cover

I couldn’t resist after seeing this post