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Sklonda
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Firstly, we aren’t friends, so don’t call me that.
Secondly, you are not his ‘godmother,’ and I still don’t trust you.
@riz-the-ball-gukgak Sorry I missed your birthday when I was possessed by Ankarna. As you're godmother, I have to get you a belated present. Would you like a dead bug or rodent on your bed like I gave you ever other year?
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Stay away from my son, Kalina.
@riz-the-ball-gukgak Sorry I missed your birthday when I was possessed by Ankarna. As you're godmother, I have to get you a belated present. Would you like a dead bug or rodent on your bed like I gave you ever other year?
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My sons name is not Rizbert. Its just Riz.
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Glad to see you listened to my tips on how to not get fucked over by the law!
Anywho, answer the question ‘Lyn
Note to self: Lyds has the strongest rosé stash in the world. When Sklonda tells you to lie down and take an adevil you do it. Leave your phone with Wilma after drink 3. Watch bluey (?)
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‘Lyn, did you not lie down and take an advil??
Note to self: Lyds has the strongest rosé stash in the world. When Sklonda tells you to lie down and take an adevil you do it. Leave your phone with Wilma after drink 3. Watch bluey (?)
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I know you know my son, Aguefort.
@sklondaguk you have A son right
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Baron pixel art!!
Grey and purple background Barons:
And my favorite, purple line art Baron:
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Mrs. Gukgak, I would like a hug from a parental figure and you are the only person I trust not to stab me.
-@mirrormannequin
You . . . would like a hug? I’m afraid I don’t really know where you are. and I don’t think an emoji hug would carry the same weight. Unless it would, and if so, here you go. 🫂
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I’ve learned plenty of things from the fantasy internet but I’ve never had a favourite video until now.
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Secret Sylven during the Lunar Yulenear, I believe? Oh! and the Vulture Dimension. Riz rambled about that place in a sleep deprived state for hours.
Honey, I think a cheese god just stole from me. I haven’t figured out what yet, but it also gave me cheese. Do you know who I’m talking about? Have you met this person before?
Pok, sweetie, what on Spyre are you talking about? A cheese god? The only creature I’ve met that likes cheese would be about 200 rats. 🐀 🧀
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I honestly can’t tell if he wants them gone or if he has a special interest in rats. -🧀
How many rats did you send up there? Maybe keep the rats he befriends up in the Upperplanes?
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About . . . 40 rats? Sadly, they did get in the walls. And the ceiling. And the floor. And basically everywhere.
And not that I know of? I think I saw Fig wearing an orangutan mask that made some animals listen to her, so maybe I could ask her to get rid of the rats..
Honey, I think a cheese god just stole from me. I haven’t figured out what yet, but it also gave me cheese. Do you know who I’m talking about? Have you met this person before?
Pok, sweetie, what on Spyre are you talking about? A cheese god? The only creature I’ve met that likes cheese would be about 200 rats. 🐀 🧀
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if you lie to him I’ll get the rats out of here. -🧀
I’m not going to lie to my husband.
Plus, I think he’s fascinated by all the rats.
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no I am just omnipresent. Why would I tell you. Narc. -🧀
Hey! I’m not a police officer anymore.
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. . . . The rats did not leave. Our budget has been a little tight recently.
Honey, I think a cheese god just stole from me. I haven’t figured out what yet, but it also gave me cheese. Do you know who I’m talking about? Have you met this person before?
Pok, sweetie, what on Spyre are you talking about? A cheese god? The only creature I’ve met that likes cheese would be about 200 rats. 🐀 🧀
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