Why keep this for job interviews? You can try dropping it into casual conversations too.
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You do look beautiful together 👀
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She's really nothing special. There's only one bad bitch in this yard.
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And you know it's her.
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She's really nothing special. There's only one bad bitch in this yard.
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(Psst, just a suggestion...)
So who's the sexiest cat of all time? Like just in your opinion but also objectively, there's probably just one cat right? One that is the sexiest of all time? More sexy than any other cat right? Who would that be just... if you had to answer off the top of your head? I bet I know who it would be right ;)
Oh I wonder who could have sent this....
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Because I'm blackmailing him.
You.... You're a cat... Cat.... doesn't need money?
Oh shit well if only I'd known that 🙄
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Bomba said this about Macavity once, I swear.
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.... but I'm cute?
Is it bad that I kinda wanna hit my crush with a car and then nurse him back to health like a baby bird or it normal? :)
yorue literaly insane
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VAN ZONDEREN????!?!?! 🙀
Guess who's in Vienna :D
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I was taking pics of this kitten sitting on her mom when her sister came to square up
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😘
*twirls strand of hair around my finger* hes just soooo (starts describing the absolute worst man in the history of the world)
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me irl 😌
But the thing I will never admit to anyone who's met me is how desperately I want to be loved, I don't think I could say it. How I want someone to hold my wrists and kiss my palms and smile at me, and want me, I want to be wanted and I don't know how long poetry or songs will substitute for being wanted.
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This man was wonderful when he made love to me...
... but I hated him.
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Honey, your toe bean's in the way.
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You just don't inspire my hips to do their sexy thing anymore.
Sorry Macavity, Bomba and I will not be singing your song anymore. The mystique is broken. The allure is gone. Don't know what we were thinking of.
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Sorry Macavity, Bomba and I will not be singing your song anymore. The mystique is broken. The allure is gone. Don't know what we were thinking of.
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... well, maybe. 😌
Pineapple on pizza? @its-mangojelly says yes. Please join me and @he-doesnt-haunt-pubs in correcting him on this important point. - @skittish-demeter
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