Damn it Michael, how many times have I told you not to take you Gameboy to school with you?! Your teacher called me and told me you had it and were using it during class!
Sorry mom, but why are you naked?
I’m going to give you a reason to listen to me. If you behave at school this is what you get when you come home. Now take your close off and come to mommy!
Are you trying to get your old mom drunk by giving me another glass of wine? Well it’s working. Do you want to see where you came from and even have a taste?