we shouldn't save marriage but we should save divorce

puppy want a treat?

puppy want a fucking break from it all

Reminding myself that I’m only 20 and I still have plenty of time to march on Rome and establish myself as dictator no matter how much it feels like I’m catastrophically and irreparably behind my peers

i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough

we honestly need to debunk the myth of the “warm pillow and blankie in bed.” the blankie is not warm it is a SCAM when the blankie “keeps you warm and cozy” it is because of YOUR natural body heat that blankie just holds in. thats right. youre doing most of the work and your blankie is taking the credit. but really what can you expect these days

well i may not be the prettiest person in the room or the coolest person in the room i think im at least the third funniest

me. me when a poem says something ive felt before

my biggest red flag is that im a lesbian who likes boobs and whenever im watching a show with obvious fanservice and all the girls have their massive tits hanging out of their bras being held together by string, my first reaction isnt to go "god im so tired of all this oversexualization of women". i go WOOOOO BOOBIES !!!!!!!!!

Daydreaming about my book:

Writing my book:

If there's any character in this world who suffers from literary Ken-ification it's Patroclus. Especially in the zeitgeist of today (thanks tsoa), it's always Achilles AND Patroclus, never just Patroclus. Who is he? Why does he exist? He is Achilles' boyfriend! What's his job? Death! In the sense that he just. Dies. That's just his job now. Death. Death and Achilles' boyfriend. That's it.

I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health

twitter amazes me. shoutout to all the john lesbians

February 1st — from ‘The Diaries of Franz Kafka’.

I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like “you wouldn’t survive back then” yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no