i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

lets say the second pic is a mermaid marinette

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why

I wasn’t born then.

I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

a NORMAL comic i drew BY MYSELF with NO HELP from @hamsternamedmarinette . in case u were wondering. <3

ANOTHER COMIC THAT I DREW AND @carpisuns /@marimbles and @anna-scribbles DEFINITELY HAD NO PART IN!!!1!1!!!!1!!!¡!!!!¡!!

has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

a while ago i saw some people questioning why people tag miraculous ladybug as "mlb" not just "ml" and for me specifically it's because when i gloss over it, my brain automatically reads it as "my little bug", and she is my little bug!!! So it's a way to tag it AND it's a cute little term of endearment for my favorite character

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gasp…

It’s kind of neat that for their first stop-motion film made under the LAIKA banner — at the time the longest running stop-motion film ever made, and to this day their highest grossing and one of their most acclaimed stop-motion movies — they made a movie about dolls.

It’s a movie that was animated by moving literal dolls one frame at a time, and also in the text the characters are. Dolls. They have button eyes and they’re filled with sawdust. They’re dolls made by a witch and they live in a house that looks like a massive dollhouse, and the characters who aren’t dolls are also dolls because. It’s stop motion. They’re dolls.