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You: Creepypasta
Me, an Intellectual: Feartuccine Alfraido
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i was playing overclown earlier and there were like 2 jesters guarding the jokepoint and we had three fucking booboos on our team that wouldnt switch to something useful like a bozo or a bongo and right as we were capturing the first point this goddamn kookoo used his clown car ultimate and won them the match. terrible game
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You and I till the day we die.
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I HATE THE NEW SOMBRA SKIN BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF THIS
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walks into the scandinavian mcdjønalds
orders a hæmbjørger
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Shes a brick
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no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks
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I wanna be that person who just radiates nice energy like, I wanna be that person who you’ve never spoken to before but you think of me as a friend already. I wanna be that person you feel that you can come to for advice whenever, or someone who makes you feel better by just talking to you. I’m gonna try really hard to be that person.
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i spilt lipstick in your valentino bag
OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-
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