foaming at the heart

happy first reoccurring character to INK5OUL!! May their crimes be numerous <3

palamedes sextus was so real for writing an insane sequel to a shitty erotica book on the walls of his fucked up little river bubble prison. nothing else going on in there, just the same awful romance novel on repeat 600 times and his own little silly headcanons scrawled all over the nearest surface. outside there’s a million screaming ghosts and the only way to stay sane is to hyperanalyze the same story for eight months. that’s literally exactly what it feels like. he gets it

Every single character in Gideon The Ninth:

Camilla Hect, about to absorb the entirety of The Necromancer's Marriage Season and its sequel as her soul merges with Palamedes

uh oh

UH OH

ME WHEN I GO CRAZY ON THE SHIRTS 💪💪💪

gertie and gerry :3

Being a podcast fan is so funny when you have other podcast listening friends and you’re trying to get them into another podcast but you only have other podcasts to compare it to.

Yeah you should listen to find us alive. It has the vibes of wolf 359 but also the humor is comparable to red valley I think. Yeah Dr. Harley is like Eiffel but without the same trauma and pop culture. No he still has the drinking problem. He’s like Eiffel if Eiffel spoke like Cecil Palmer. Yeah him and Dr. Klein are like Eiffel and Minkowski but reversed. Then again Klein’s unprofessionalism is almost on par with Clive Shill. Minus the extensive and creative insults. Yeah and then there’s Agent Love she’s like Melanie King if Melanie was smaller and more angry. And then there’s Dr. Lancaster who kinda reminds me of Martin. Martin but American. Yeah you should listen to find us alive.

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

Imagine you are not a native English speaker but very exposed to the internet and jokes, not so much normal conversations or literature. You see the title is "Getting Off". You think to yourself, no, stop, this is not dirty, this is a normal expression in the English language, you need to read less your mom jokes.

It's a strip club.

Imagine you're me, about to listen to the new Magnus Protocol episode. You see the title is "Getting Off" and you chuckle to yourself. Then you immediately feel bad because no, you just have a dirty mind. Johnny and Alex are trying to craft a serious, complex, and horrifying story that hopes to surpass its amazing predecessor and you're laughing. Grow up me. Getting off is probably referring to a train or a bus -- maybe even a boat! Yeah that makes sense, because the last statement we had was ocean-themed. Cool, now that we got that cleared up, let's press play--

And the episode is about a fucking killer mascot going to a strip club. God I hate it here.

Imagine you're me, about to listen to the new Magnus Protocol episode. You see the title is "Getting Off" and you chuckle to yourself. Then you immediately feel bad because no, you just have a dirty mind. Johnny and Alex are trying to craft a serious, complex, and horrifying story that hopes to surpass its amazing predecessor and you're laughing. Grow up me. Getting off is probably referring to a train or a bus -- maybe even a boat! Yeah that makes sense, because the last statement we had was ocean-themed. Cool, now that we got that cleared up, let's press play--

And the episode is about a fucking killer mascot going to a strip club. God I hate it here.

giving mr bonzo “head” and by “head” haha well lets just s

white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: omg the dad from cocomelon is actually kind of a litty dilf? and his relationship with the mailman is kind of enemies to lovers villaincore let me know if i should make them both pee on eachother

worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby online: can you seriously like knock if off man im trying to learn about the rhombus

white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: fuck off worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby. just another puriteen minor inserting themselves into adult spaces. go play in the sandbox Also heres ur dox: 123 Circle Road ..... yea i have that....if someone shows up to your house and shoots you and kills you then thats deserved 🤷‍♂️ know your fucking place and get the hell out of the cocomelon fandom if youre not ready to see dark topics

a scientist at mit about to change the world forever: i just made my own centipede by sewing all the dead flies in my room together with all the dead ants in my room 😃☝️

the first man made centipede: kill me again