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sirmxkey · 7 months
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sirmxkey · 3 years
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I’m dying!
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sirmxkey · 3 years
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Lesson learned... I need you by my side
 The sound of explosions filled the air. "Dammit! This is scary." Boruto says as he activates his jougan and Karma seal. "Ok.. I'm ready. Are you guys ready?" "Hell yeah!" Mitsuki and Sarada reply. "Ok Sasuke-san we're ready!" Boruto shouts to Sasuke. "Alright let's head out! You guys remember the plan right?" Sasuke asks as he jumps out the window. "Yes." "Good" The fight at the scene was dangerous. Anyone who went in was sure to die. "OVER THERE!" Boruto shouts at Mitsuki. "Got it!" Mitsuki used his insane speed to speed passed the enemy. "I got it! Sarada protect it with your susanoo." "Right" Sarada says as she activates her Mangekyou. "PASS IT TO ME!" Mitsuki speeds over to Sarada. "Here."
 Boruto was slashing many enemy ninja. "Oh... your using fire style eh? Well guess what? I can absorb any and all ninjutsu." Boruto stares at the enemy with disgust while the jutsu enters his hand. "That was a strong jutsu too. It could've actually killed me. It's to sad your oppoent had to be me." Boruto was a very strong ninja. Trained by Sasuke Uchiha, he could keep up with strong enemies, plus he got the karma seal, which he was scared to use most of the time. That is, unless, if he was in a dangerous situation like this. "Why? You could be one of us and use that powerful chakra to do good."
 He never really understood why people with such insane power would use it for bad. That's because his father, Naruto Uzumaki, taught him that even if you are a monster, as long as you use that monsterous power to do good, no one will be scared of you. His father was proof of that. Naruto's father the fourth hokage, Minato Namikaze, sealed the Nine tailed fox inside of Naruto. Because of that, the village got so scared of Naruto, so they treated him like he was a pest that they wanted to get rid of. Naruto could've easily destroyed the whole village. But he never did.
 He actually used that dangerous power to save the world 20 years ago in the 4th great ninja war. That is what Naruto taught him and Boruto tried to use his Karma seal and the Jougan to do good. However it wasn't always easy. When he was 12 years old while he was fighting a dangerous opponent, he ran out of chakra, and the one who gave him karma, Momoshiki Otsutsuki, took over boruto's body. That resulted in Sasuke's rinnegan nearly getting gouged out. That is why Boruto is hesitant to use the karma seal unless he absolutely has no other choice but to use it.
  "Well im not going to kill you. So go run with your scared lil ass back to your mommas house." Boruto looked so terrifying that it scared the man off. He ran as fast as he could out of there.
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"Oh god! Netflix is boring, Disney+ is boring. I wanna go out and do something. But it's raining cats and dogs out there!" Boruto complains as he's lying down on the couch in front of the tv. Boruto hated staying inside. He wanted to go out, explore. Even when it did rain, Boruto would still go out. But that didn't happen today. Hinata, Boruto's mother, wouldn't let him. "I need you to stay here today, you're going to get sick if you go out." Hinata exclaims while she's washing the dishes. "But i've never gotten sick!" Boruto shouts. Hinata sighs. "Here, if your so bored, come wash dishes for me."
 "Ok." Boruto says while walking into the kitchen.  Boruto liked cooking. In fact, he loved cooking. When Boruto walked into the kitchen, he saw ramen. The best ramen his mom has ever made for the family. "Is dad even going to be able to taste the ramen" Boruto asks. "No he's not coming home today so I need you to deliver it to him." "ALRIGHT" Boruto shouts in excitment as he hurries to finish the dishes. 5 minutes pass and Boruto is ready to go. "Bye mom!" As Boruto is walking, he notices smoke coming from the bank. "What could be going on I wonder?" Boruto hurries to the bank to see what happens.
 As he is going there, he notices that there are 4 guys  running with guns in their hands. "RUN EVERYBODY, RUN!" Shrieked a person. Everyone there was panicing. One of the gunmen opened fire. "OH NO YOU DONT!" Boruto immediatly activates his jougan and opens a portal, causing the bullets to go into another dimension. "Huh?" The gunman looked confused as to what just happened. "It was me." Boruto says while looking down on the ugly looking man. "Damn you!" The gunman ends up shooting at Boruto. Just then he freezes. "W-Why c-can't I m-m-move?" The gun man, struggling to ask that question, tries to shoot. But it doesn't work. "I call this genjutsu, the endless freeze." The endless freeze was a genjutsu that causes the one attacked to feel like the can't move, thereby restraining their actual movement. The 4 gunmen were all caught up in this jutsu. "How about we get rid of your existence for now, shall we?" Boruto opens a portal to a desert. "Try spending the money you stole over there in the desert." Boruto releases the genjutsu but the gunmen can't run anywhere, because they are falling into the portal. "Bye bye!" Boruto says with a smile.
Uhh. This is my first written story soo, im sorry if it’s trash. 😅
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sirmxkey · 3 years
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Beautiful 😭
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“Arranged Love”- Part One „Porcelain doll”
Rating: T
It’s my first fic which I translated to english so please be gentle to me >.<
The life of the successor to the imperial throne has never been easy. Every day he was awakened before twelve and dressed by his servants. Then he had to go to the audience with the father-emperor and drink tea with the mother-empress. A conversation with his sister and boring meeting with advisers. While he have to make decisions which he didn’t understand. Then he has training and finally free time. In the evening he would normally go on a sparring with Mitsuki but since his friend got married two months ago, he rarely visited the castle. In addition, he was preparing to take over the title of Lord Otokagure after his father. Still he didn’t miss him very much… His friend was very eccentric and now since he get married he always talk about his very intimate experiences with his wife and Kami both of them had really sick ideas … Now he spent time with Shikadai-the son of the emperor’s adviser and Inojin- son of the Lord  from the east who was practice to become court painter. Unfortunately, both the beloved by Nara clan shogi game and drawing didn’t interest him very much. And now he couldn’t even afford to see the dance show of beautiful dancers because the entire country was mourning after the death of the Great Shogun from the Uchiha clan - a longtime friend of the emperor. Boruto have  seen him several times in his life but the man made a great impression on him. It’s hard to believe that someone like him died in battle. However, the month of national mourning is a huge exaggeration! He was bored with flirting with servants. They were pretty but ordinary also they often wanted something more than have a little bit fun He couldn’t afford to have an illegitimate child. His mother would be devastated . He didn’t want to get married so early too… No matter what Mitsuki said about pleasures of love making. The whole concept of marriage seemed to him very troublesome. Maybe he started to talk like Shikadai, but he really don’t want to change his life. Unfortunately, fate have completely different plans for him.
Next morning at audience with his father, he heard something terrible.
“I found a wife for you “the Emperor’s words were as warm as always, but it did not make him feel any better” your wedding will be held in a castle temple in two weeks.”
“What?!” - after a long moment of shock, he said, “ With who? I don’t even know her!”
"Your wife will be the daughter of the last Shogun. You know her. You spent a lot of time together as a children, when that bastard still visited me with the whole family …”
At these words he recalled a silhouette of a little girl with short hair, dressed in a simple Yukata and pants, who for some reason chasing him with a stick everywhere… He still remembered his shock, when his mother told him that this strange boy is a girl and shouldn’t beat her. The vision of spending the rest of his life with this freak was too tragic. However, despite his insistent requests, his father didn’t change his mind. Furious, he left the emperor’s chamber without waiting for permission.
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Two weeks passed too fast and there was no hope that he would be rescued from this situation. Mitsuki’s advice for the wedding night definitely didn’t help. He had no intention to touch this ugly samurai-wannabe woman. The constant reminders of Shikadai how troublesome will be his duty  as a married successor to the throne, they pissed him off even more. When his mother came to wake him instead of the servants on the wedding day, he began to consider whether there will be more honorable to finish himself. Despite it, he allowed for all the preparations. Both the empress and his sister supervised his dressing from time to time discussing whether the given part of the outfit fits or they can improve something. To his surprise at the end of all this, even his father came to visit him. After a moment of silence, he uttered one sentence.
“Boruto … Please, be good to her, she has really gone through a lot lately.”
And as if nothing happened, he come out.
Shortly after, he was in front of the temple door, moments later his bride joined him. She was dressed in multi-layered richly decorated kimono and her hair was carefully collected in a complicated hairstyle. He began to wonder how long it took to prepare all this, since he was dressed for three hours. Then his eyes fell on her face and for a moment he ran out of breath. Despite all his prejudices and childhood memories, he undoubtedly had a young woman in front of him and she was extremely beautiful. She has black shiny hair and onyx eyes, gentle facial features. Her skin was covered with white paint and lips with dark red lipstick.  It makes her looks like porcelain doll not living human. Her face showed no emotion, and her movements were stiff and slow. When she was at his height, she bowed and greeted him with some polite phrase, but her voice was too quiet to understand the meaning of her words. In addition, the noises coming from the temple made it even more difficult.
The ceremony seemed to last indefinitely. His thoughts rattled like crazy. Twice he forgot what he should say and almost choked with ritual sake. He had thousands of questions that could not be answered, and worse, his eyes were not able to peel off from her, but she never looked at him. Her attention was always blinded before her, which increasingly convinced him that he was not dealing with a human being. All the time the expression on her face remained unchanged until they were alone in his bedroom, when at the sight of a single futon, for a moment he could see something between disgust and fear on her face. She went to sit on the edge of the bed and her movements became even stiffer if  it possible. When he approached her, he could see her hands shaking as she tried to solve her obi.
“You don’t have to … “ he finally said to her and she froze” I mean … We do not have to do it.  We barely got to know each other.”
For the first time, he felt her eyes on her and immediately fear to look her way.
“That is tradition.” It was hard to tell if her voice was calm or sad.
“Yes, but you know, nobody can check it out … They can’t make us to do it too… So maybe let’s talk instead? “he looked in her direction, meeting with her curious look.
“You know, find out something about each other and stuff'tebassa…”
“What would you like to know? Dear husband…?” she replied but her voice collapsed at the end.
“I do not know … Maybe what is your hobby”
Silence.
The situation got embarrassing, but it’s not like he ask about  anything difficult …
“Embroider?” why it sounded like she was not sure?
“Sounds terribly boring. “ He looked at her to meet only the back of her head. So he avoids him again. “I like horse riding and fighting with swords … And Geisha’s performances and flirt with the servan…” Before he could bite his tongue, he felt her angry look. Well, it is not wise to tell his wife about others girls. Her eyes filled with a strong disgust for a moment, but then she looked away again. It’s amazing how many emotions can be expressed through the look itself. He felt shivers on his back.
“Excuse me, but I’m tired … Can I go to get ready to sleep …?”
“Yes … The bath should be ready” he answered, getting up from the floor.
He turned to the food table next the door. He realized that he hadn’t eaten anything since breakfast, so he quickly absorbed the treats prepared by the service. When he ate, he began to consider the strange situation in which he was. Once again, recalling childhood memories, he came to the conclusion that maybe they had swapped his fiancée? After all, people don’t change that much. Although this woman wasn’t at all the perfect plan to spend the rest of his life. He didn’t know how to get along with her, and her aura reminded him about her father. He was shivering again … At least she was pretty … When he finished eating dessert, he went to the lower floor to take a bath in hot springs.
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After returning to the room, he found his wife sleeping on the left bedside and for a moment remembered the of Inojins’ story about time, when he saw how his mother could change nasty women to beauty one with make-up. As quietly as he could, he slipped into his place and laid on his back, feeling some fear to look left. Maybe it was the answer to all of this? Perhaps the beauty of his bride was made by careful make-up artist’s work? Turning to his wife, he closed one eye as if it would protect it from something. However, the picture in front of him surprised him again. Of course her skin was not porcelain-white, but it was very pale, certainly brighter than his. The shape of the face did not change, however, after removing many layers of wedding clothes, it seemed more slender. Her ebony hair, now bound together in a loose ponytail, wrapped her figure. Few strands shaded her forehead. Her eyelashes were long and thick and her lips, without red lipstick was pastel pink and full.  They looked very kissable…
He swallowed.
"I will get crazy with her,” he sighed, extending his hand toward her. Gently, he brushed her hair back behind her ear, looking at her again. Her body language was completely different than it was when she was awake. Her muscles were relaxed. He could even see the shadow of a smile on her lips.  She looked charming and innocent, so much younger than in make-up… Now he remembered that in fact, he was a year older than her. Talking to her earlier had the impression of dealing with someone from the generation his parents. He felt a strange feeling in his chest. He didn’t know what she was dreaming about at the moment, but she certainly took it better than reality.
The reality she will spend by his side. Wanting to free himself from these thoughts, he turned to the other side and try to fall asleep.
When he woke up the next morning, he found only an empty space next to him…
So…. Uh…. I hope I translate it a little bit better than google tlanslator… or at least not worse than it…
These fic was inspired by great  fanfic Sunrise written by  Amraklove
prequel                                                                                                   next part>
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