WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof

being Weird abt some band is a god-given right actually

cemeteries aren’t creepy they’re actually devoted to memory and rest and love and humanity

what happened here

You are a devout Paladin trying to prevent the resurrection of a dark goddess. Ultimately you fail. When the goddess awakens, she claims that she doesn’t know who she is or what has happened. After a few days you’re struggling to determine if she actually has amnesia or if she is just lying.

A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

"he can do no wrong" well actually i think he did a lot of wrong things, and that's specifically what attracted me to him in the first place

does anybody have that cat poem, you know the one. not mary oliver's poem. the one about a cat growing up with you like brothers but him still being small whereas you've grown tall. i need a good cry

AITA for starting a successful business?

I found a great resource that I could use to make clothing products that everyone needs, so I did what comes naturally and started chopping down the trees and made lots of money. But this little orange guy doesn’t like me chopping down trees and becoming successful. He keeps trying to find ways to stop me because he “speaks for the trees” but that’s whackery because trees can’t consent! He’s preventing my innovation and my customers from purchasing. AITA? It’s him right. I’m just following my destiny. Capitalism wins baby! 😎 The American Dream to build factories, sell, sell, sell and expand until there’s nothing left to take from the land. I’m so rich and successful right now, ain’t no way that little orange guy should be stopping me. I mean, how bad can I possibly be?

“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

I know I went from being passively suicidal to horny in a few hours but wdym I seem unstable

what if im not medically depressed what if im just a massive lazy cunt and big loser

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

wh……….

i can't lie to you i loveee bad endings sometimes. what if nothing worked out. what if the characters gave into their worst instincts. what if they became worse. what if there's truly no hope left. what will they do out of desperation? who will they become as their worst selves?