I know I said I was staying far away from Leafs social media tonight, but I happened across this comment on an Insta post complaining about Mitch, and I've been laughing for the last 5 minutes.

literally this might be The tz photo of the summer. stunning. hope he never fixes the tooth

if mitchelly marner has a million fans I am one of them. if mitchy has one fan, it’s me. if he has no fans, i am in the ground

mitch marner goal

auston matthews no longer on the bench and not returning to the game

that's what the leader gets (lund coffee delivery)

is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]

otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart

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hey you know what we don’t go crazy enough about….. 1634 sharing an A . like…… they share it. they SHARE it . they pass it back and forth like a child. they hold it together. like …. maybe it hurts to have that title and responsibility constantly given and taken away but it’s okay because when I don’t have it you do and I know it’s safe with you. haha fuck

game three - 24th april '24

bring this back

every time i see a poorly designed nhl rule i immediately compile it into a yearly report i send to the san jose sharks to use to their favor exactly one (1) time so that the league will repeal it. don't worry yall there will be no terrible offsides challenges this time next year.

so are we all lining up to buy these shirts orrrr