canon labru interaction
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Astra the little duckie~
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pissy customers don't even phase me i have a degradation kink you should be embarrassed this doesn't even turn me on
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How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet
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how?? just how?
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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.
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Mobility assistance
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The fastest way to shut down my "freelance life means I have to constantly be working" thoughts is to remind myself that if I was a boss holding a worker to the standards I hold myself to, their union would hunt me for sport and nobody would blame them.
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that horse drawing meme but its falin
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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean
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>be me
>open tumblr in public
>falin's tits
>frantically close tumblr
>open twitter
>falin's tits again
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Ok ma'am have you tried jacking it off and on again
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