i fuckin love hanging out in this spot

*so quiet you can barely hear me*

Do you sell wet cookies....

*so quiet you can barely hear me*

Do you sell wet cookies....

You will be nice

A young woman is walking outside ████████. It just so happens that today, the 3rd of March 2006, is this young woman's birthday. Though it was seventeen years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!

What will the name of this gothic young woman be?

> Enter Name.

I’m sorry if this is how you found out

It has come to my attention that this image is henerated using AI Images.

Because of this, I won’t ever post it again. I was going to post it tomorrow, but now I won’t

REBLOG if you are old enough to remember what a VCR is.

I actually feel a little remorseful for having made this

I like how you refer to having sex as "the task at hand". Corporate email core

call me microsoft office the way i excel at spreading those sheets. to have sex in there. Word

i just realized this is funny every month of the year actually

>wake up in treehouse >hungover from root beer >late for my job as ice cream taster at candy mountain >stumble to cardboard box to drive to work >don't have enough imagination to make it go >try to take my bike >get pulled over by toy soldier for having a girly bike >get sentenced to a saturday of homework and to watch baby shows like barney >thank him for his service >fired from job >go to candy store >stumble home hyper >wake up for another big day

I LOVE LIVING IN KIDWORLD, THE ONLY FUN COUNTRY ON EARTH

Hey tumblr who the fuck do you think I am ???????

hey, uh. what the shit