saw a grown woman on tiktok snidely calling gen z the christopher columbus generation bc someone’s fifteen year old son ‘thought he’d discovered weezer’. newsflash every generation finds out about the music of the previous generation at some point it comes free with being fifteen. being annoying about music also comes free with being fifteen. a kid saying yeah i’ve just found this band nirvana have you ever heard of them should be a thing of joy

man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both

ohh my god naan bread means bread bread? people are adopting a foreign word next to a general noun of their own language to specify they mean a distinct type that hails from that particular foreign country? no way man. do you have strong feelings on the word moist by any chance

i don't know if its physically possible to ignore the dog

i’m starting a collection

What is wrong with me?

“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

*baby keeps crying in restaurant

me:

I don’t need a vacation when I have this view

Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

Art by Alai Ganuza

I can't be the first to make this connection

She has defied the laws of physics