i love snoozing my alarm i love arriving just five minutes late, i love cooking a "quick meal" slowly and i love extended deadlines, i love long showers and "just one more" kisses, i love having coffee breaks and i adore waiting for the red light to turn green.... i love stretching time so much that it threatens to break, walking on the fine line between efficiency and laziness.

today hank green taught us that charlotte the mysteriously pregnant stingray is just nature's oncest. i think that's awful

tom scott... tom scott.......

I am touching the hand of both Man and God.

whenever my boyfriend has friends over he always goes "yeah grab a cuNOT THAT ONE yeah whatever else is fine" because his friends always reach for his lucky (and ugly as fuck) cup that he doesn't let anyone else touch

mushrooms are always happy cause theyre fun guy

"average bisexual starts 3 businesses a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average bisexual starts 0 businesses a year. Businesses Hank, who lives in montana and starts over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

oh i just know tom scott would go apeshit with redstone constructions

I am here at the Rift

love is found in the meme at the end of an instagram carrousel post

i haven't recovered from the whale and tuna dialog i have been thinking about it ever since

idk if you guys knwo this but depeche mode are getting famous on tiktok and idk if i can be anti-gatekeeping anymore

forever burdened with the fact that i am a product designer yet i don't want to make Things. the world already has enough Things. i want to create but i don't want to make THINGS THAT WILL EXIST?

hey sorry your boyfriend just got stabbed 23 times in the back. yeah it was because he declared himself dictator for life. yeah sorry.

ah i can feel it in the air, the holidays fill us with joy (the ides of march)

I am here at the Curia Pompeia

idk but if i was abel i would've seen that coming. i'm built different