Be the bigger person. Get really buff and then knock the fucking shit out of them

Am I still not showing up in notifications?

Gillian Anderson as Media in American Gods (2017)

me: *likes a person* person: *likes me back* me: o shit….sorry…..this is all …too much…gtg

name one difference between birds and children

the odyssey sucks fucking dick too

“waaah i cant find my way home so i spend all my time fucking around in the mediterranean because im so stupid and dumb and poseidon hates me because im so fucking shitty holy fuck i hope i dont get cucked while im off fucking every magic lady in ancient europe”

@cutemoniic @derse-agent @theokrates @porrimadonna

Well hello to all of you, welcome on my blog, fresh out of the sea. My name is Willow Aezoth, but you can call me just Willow, it works just fine. :)

Whoever may you be?

dynxst folgt dir jetzt

Hello, your majesty.

[descender]