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stage crew shit as great library characters even though the show’s been over for a few weeks. because why not.
Troll: what snacks do y’all want in the booth for tech week?
Santi: vodka.
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Jess, talking about Wolfe: I think he’s at the point where he just doesn’t care if he gets fired.
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Glain: this light physically cannot get any brighter.
Dario: skill issue.
Glain: I will throw this computer at you.
Dario: you won’t.
*crashing sound*
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Wolfe: if you are very stubborn and also blessed with nepotism, you can achieve anything.
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Khalila, dramatically: what does your inner artist say?
Dario: my inner artist says I want to kill myself.
Dario: but I think the blue looks nice.
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Jess: wait why are the lights like. murder red.
Glain: I’m expressing myself.
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Dario: wait who wrote “I am not Dario” on the affirmations board?
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At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.
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The building of rage
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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
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Steve Irwin in a Jaeger would be entertaining.
Look over there. There’s a Catergory 3 Kaiju. Biggest one yet. 
Ah’m gonna wrassle with it. 
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It's almost.... 🦇 Harkin Time! 🦇
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one time i had a dream that tiktok users deemed “kid” as a slur and that you HAD to refer to them as minors otherwise you would get harassed and threatened with doxxing. you couldn’t say “when i was a kid” anymore for example you HAD to say “when i was a minor” instead
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Silly wee Jonathan Harker warmup sketch idk if I’ll ever finish
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‘That is the purpose for which you are called hither. Called, I say, though I have not called you to me, strangers from distant lands. You have come and are here met, in this very nick of time, by chance as it may seem. Yet it is not so. Believe rather that it is so ordered that we, who sit here, and none others, must now find counsel for the peril of the world.’
‘Now, therefore, things shall be openly spoken that have been hidden from all but a few until this day. And first, so that all may understand what is the peril, the Tale of the Ring shall be told from the beginning even to this present. And I will begin that tale, though others shall end it.’
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Mina should say it's Harkin Time too because she harked all over the place too #equality #feminism
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You're so right anon
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(Party arrives in a small seaside city and is looking for the general store.)
DM: You find one on the main street, called "The General Crab Shack."
Bard: Is it run by a man named Joe? Is it Joe's Crab Shack?
DM: ... Well it is, now.
Warlock: I would like to flirt with Joe.
DM: You walk inside and see Joe is a giant crab in a top hat.
Fathomless Warlock: That doesn't change my mind.
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reblog if you're a Christian and you stand with Palestine. ✝ 🇵🇸
this may seem like an engagement farming scheme but i genuinely just wanna see how many there are.
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Minuscule tiger 🐯
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my heart is someone else's
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Mr. Tumnus and Lucy from Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe. 
This was actually a redraw of an old drawing I did in 2009 (not shown here). I wanted to see how far I’ve come and I am really proud of the progress. 
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