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so I keep putting off finishing the shit in my asks I think for now I'm just not gonna work on simon stuff anymore, I have a few drafts of fics and oneshots i was gonna do so I'll probably finish and post those on here in the coming months, however....send me fandoms you'd like me to write for!
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so I keep putting off finishing the shit in my asks I think for now I'm just not gonna work on simon stuff anymore, I have a few drafts of fics and oneshots i was gonna do so I'll probably finish and post those on here in the coming months, however....send me fandoms you'd like me to write for!
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my bad yall work been crazy I'll answer requests soon!
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zoro waking up from a coma to find out that the guy w a charming personality who looks effortlessly hot, can beat ppl up without breaking a sweat, flirts with everyone, and looks at his captain like he’s literal sunshine and luffy (who he literally just pledged his undying allegiance too) is equally obsessed with bc he is one of the best cooks in the east blue suddenly strutted onto the ship and took up shop
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I’m doing it
REQUEST THYNE FANFICS!
I’ll write for:
Call of duty:
ghost
soap
Adventure time:
Simon petrikov
Madness combat:
all of them lol.
Don’t ask weird stuff have common sense
also I’m a new writer soooooo
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hello it is me, you said in your headcannons that Simon likes to be a caretaker soooo can you write a little thing about him taking care of a reader with a broken leg? (Totally not me rn)
*gives you a big lip smooch*
RA-BIES HELLO MY DEAR
simon is mom, but also like dad. dom. wait no ♡
Simon didn't need to know how it happened, (infact, he thinks if you told him he'd probably vomit, despite his adventures he's not good with descriptions of gore.) all he needed to know was you were currently at home in a cast unable to do anything. Due to your currently, broken leg. He had arrived quite early in the morning with a duffel bag of supplies (various pain killers, soothing tea's to help you sleep, throw blankets and pillows, and a shower cap incase he had to help you keep your cast out of the water when you bathed.) and a worried frown across his face as he knocked on your door before you called out a muffled "come in!".
There you were, splayed out on the couch with your leg underneath four stacked pillows. You had certainly seen much better days, "hey, simon! thanks for coming, you know you really didn't have to." he tutted you, setting down the duffle bag and extracting a blanket and two of his fluffiest pillows. "Nonesense! you're injured. How could I not come and help?" he said as he rearranged your position, being extra careful of your leg as he tucked the blanket over you and the pillows under your head. "There, much better." Simon let out a sigh of relief, he wasn't even the one injured but the sight of you being quite obviously much more comfortable released some of the tension he held over your injury.
He sat with you for hours, chatting, reading to you, fetching you snacks and drinks and as the clock hit 12pm, lunch. It was quite tricky to manuever you into a position where you could still be relaxed but, also eat the passable food Simon had made for you, but with enough struggle all things are possible! So, munching happily you watched Simon pace around your house tidying up where he saw fit. Which, and he meant no disrespect to you, was almost everywhere. It's obviously hard to clean with you know, a broken limb? so, simon didn't hold it against you. If he was being honest, the extra tasks made him feel needed.
You didn't know when you fell asleep, but you woke up to Simon reading quietly on the floor next to the couch you were on. "Hey" you nudgrf him, "hm-?" he blinked a few times before he looked up (he had obviously been quite invested in the book he had been reading), eyes meeting yours. "How long was I out?" simon glanced to the clock, then back at you. "Roughly...3 hours?" he looked off to the windows outside, which now dimly lit the room in a blue glow "give or take" he added.
"Are you hungry?" Simin asked "I could make you dinner?" it was tempting, but you weren't really hungry, infact you were honestly still tired. And given how it was so dark out, you figured you'd be alright heading back to bed. "Nah, I think i'll pack it in for the night, feel free to sleep in my room" you responded, pulling the blanket up to your chin and letting your eyes flutter shut. "Oh, well alright." Simon smiled
"night" you yawned.
"night" Simon responsed as he clicked off the lamp on your table, he leant down and pressed a kiss to your temple before heading towards the door of your room.
#simon petrikov x reader#simon petrikov#simon petrikov imagines#simon petrikov x you#fionna and cake x reader#adventure time x reader
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I write my requests really out of order btw! if it seems like I'm taking a while to get to yours it's coz other ones I have ideas quicker for or they haven't established they want explicitly a fic (which takes a lot longer to write for me)
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Alright I’ll bite
Would you be willing to write something about Simon with a mommy kink I feel like he’d end up saying it on accident in the middle of having sex or something and die of embarrassment immediately afterwards💀
anon I love you so much. mommy kink havers rise up
I've decided to do this as hcs as well and if u want a fic then I'll write it out for you!♡
I definitely feel like it would be like when you're riding him. idk it'd take a drastic scenario to open simon up to pegging so riding it is
he's crying and you stop mid. thrust? and you're like "woah hey simon you alright?"
and he whines out "please don't stop mommy"
you're into it.
you immediately start up again fucking like three times as hard you are milking this man
but it hits him what he said
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he's like grabbing at your hips trying to get you to stop and being like "I didn't mean that!"
you cut it out because you know he's literally trying to get you to stop
and you're just staring at each other. dick still in you
"I'm fine with it you know, If you wanna call me mommy you can. I think it's kinda hot"
simon dies
NO JE DOESNT IM SORRUDBEIE
he kind of just looks to the side, face bright red and mumbles "please keep going"
but you ain't letting shit slide
you stare at him with an eyebrow raise letting him know what you need to get it going again
tears in his EYES he redoes it "please keep going...mommy" so you do what he asks
definitely you abuse the words "good boy" after that
occasionally throwing in "mommy's good boy" to make him like implode
mommy kink simon also has an orgasm control kink
"pl- please! please let me cum mommy-!"
literally won't cum unless you explicitly say he can like you can't even nod you HAVE to say he can cum
afterwards he's gonna need heavy after-care but also, some time alone since it was genuinely embarrassing and borderline humiliating for him
he wouldn't get into the mommy stuff every time you fuck
atleast not for a while, you'd have to give him space to get used to it
but he also doesn't mind when you go mommy mode non sexually. take care of this old geezer
#simon petrikov x reader#simon petrikov headcanons#simon petrikov smut#simon petrikov#simon petrikov x you#simon petrikov fionna and cake#fionna and cake x reader#adventure time x reader
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Can we get some headcanons for dating Simon? You can include nsfw if you want :)
OHOHOHOHOHO BOY
this is for u anon. mwah
ok so I'm sorry but you'd have to ask him out/confess first, otherwise he'd sit on his feelings for years. even if you confess and DON'T make a further move (like, you just mention it very passively) this man is probably just sitting there and being like the "wow that's cool, wish I had it, yeah." video
and when you do officially ask him out it's actually really anti climatic, maybe you're just hanging out at a museum and you try to be really romantic and ask him out in front of his favourite exhibit, but he's too engrossed in the artefacts to actually fully process it (that man is AUTISTIC) so it ends up going something "simon, I love you and I want to BE with you" *nods* "me too, anyway look at the ancient-"
a few days in to the relationship it hits him and he's like "oh my fucking glob"
he'd immediately run to you and be like OMGIMSOSORRYIDIDNTMEANTOBRUSHYOUOFF
and you're like ok lol
I headcanon he's like allergic to cats a little bit so if you have cats he definitely stocks up on anti allergy nasal spray
I honestly think he'd want to take it slow and be casual, after betty he's not really ready to get into anything serious.
if you're under 35 im sorry but he cannot relate to you in most of your interests but he TRIES
like, he watches/listens to/reads media you like but unless it's fairly old he has real trouble getting into it.
he gives up and just learns the absolute basics of it to impress you (you are impressed)
he's not super big into cuddling, he prefers to sit near/close to you. He does love to hold hands however. he'll hold your hand while walking, sitting, cooking, laying down. it's minimal contact while still expressing his affection
reads you to sleep. no escaping Simon's bed time stories soz. he does little voices too if you're sick
speaking of sick
he absolutely loves filling the roll of caretaker, it doesn't matter how far he has to go (he WILL brush your teeth if you vomit) to take care of you. he just wants to be there for you and make you feel better :(
if you don't include "I love you" in your asking him out/confession, I do think he'd actually say it first.
!!NSFW!!
circumcised. not too big not too small. man has an average thing going on
during his depressed era he didn't trim his pubes but now that he's #healing if you ask him to/say you prefer it he will.
cries during sex
whether it be from overstimulation, emotion or whatever he will CRY
accidentally said Betty's name the first time you had sex (it hurt but you talked it through and it's never happened since
actually before you he was absolutely vanilla too
but if you ask him really nicely and like basically bribe him he'll explore kinks with you
turns out he's a little masochistic and prefers bottoming, but will service top if asked to.
bad at giving head. you'll need to ride his face/fuck his mouth if you want to actually get off from it.
has scars from his time as ice king and all the injuries he'd get from shenanigans but they're weirdly sensitive so if you start licking them he gets so hard it hurts immediately
favourite position for p in v or p in a is missionary. he doesn't mind riding but he prefers to be able to see your facial expressions and body
he prefers your pubes NOT be shaved/waxxed, if you wanna trim thats fine but he thinks bald genitals are weird on other people (betty didn't shave, and simon was quite the outdoors man)
he fucking loves joi's. tell this man what to DO
prefers to finish on your face.
#simon petrikov headcanons#simon petrikov x reader#simon petrikov smut#simon petrikov fionna and cake#simon petrikov#simon petrikov x you#adventure time x reader#fionna and cake x reader#simon petrikov old man#simon petrikov nsfw
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pspspsp simon fuckers....I wish for requests...(I literally have no rules the only thing I won't write is like "tabboo" shit because EW)
#simon petrikov headcanons#simon petrikov x reader#simon petrikov smut#simon petrikov imagines#simon petrikov#simon petrikov x you
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Welcome to tumblr! your a lovely writer ^^
thank u!!! that's rlly sweet :]
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my boyfriend following my tumblr just means he approves of My schemes
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baby girls please send me asks
hello peoples! I'm the anonymous author who wrote:
it's gotten a bit of love but since it took me like a week to write the og fic and my laptops gett8ng fixed, I've decided to get on tumblr! I don't just write borderline toxic relationships i do actually love to write fluff and love stories, so if you want any headcanons/fics with your ocs (or hell I'll even draw ur adventure time/fionna and cake oc for free I love that shit), hit me up!
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