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shylax · 8 months
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Made my character for my single player save in Baldur's Gate III, Incendia Vermilion, a half-orc wizard with a bit of a chuuni streak.
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shylax · 8 months
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Pokémon trainers be like "omg how did you guess I was a Ghost specialist"
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shylax · 9 months
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partner takes me for a fool
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shylax · 9 months
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illus. Tomokazu Komiya "Alolan Persian" from Lost Thunder
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shylax · 9 months
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When I was a kid I thought dulce de leche was pronounced douche the loosh and whenever we went for ice cream my dad would say “okay honey ask if they have that caramel flavor you like… what’s it called again?” And I’d yell it and my dad would have the biggest grin while the server would sigh and say “no, this is the fourth week in a row you’ve asked me this, and we don’t have that. I don’t even know what that is.”
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shylax · 9 months
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Checking back on Uchikoshi's twitter while getting sources for my last post. What did he mean by this. Nothing I can edit is more deranged than his normal feed
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shylax · 9 months
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Oh GOD
They TWITTER-IZED THE DASHBOARD
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shylax · 10 months
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there could be so many more dope lego sets but its all fuckin star wars and marvel bull shit
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shylax · 1 year
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Ayo Spiders Jeremy what the FUCK are you talking about
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shylax · 1 year
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Secret Trip to Moffun Land
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No, but let's be real. Rita would definitely find a good day to take a vacation and use a disguise to go to Moffun Land.
Sneakers that makes them their actual height (165 cm). Hoodie and jeans. Moffun hat. And to sell it, a mask from N'kosopa. I doubt anyone could ever travel out of Gokkan so a mask from the country run by delinquents would fit well with Rita's emo style lol
Rita's gotta get those limited-edition, park-exclusive merch somehow!
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shylax · 1 year
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Left to her own devices, a girl will literally get snuggled up oh so cozy in bed
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shylax · 1 year
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shylax · 1 year
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Man, remember when Free The Nipple was a thing and there was an actual substantial amount of feminists who believed even public nudity wasn't inherently sexual and now if you date a short person hundreds of anonymous idiots online will call you a pedophile.
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shylax · 1 year
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shylax · 1 year
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I humbly request more photos of polar bears in bright flowers like your header, they provide the max amount of bearatonin for me.
Oooohhh yesssss!!!!
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shylax · 1 year
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it’s just a glorified toy commercial so why are there tears in my eyes
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shylax · 1 year
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or at least tennessee titans fans
regardless of what the talking heads at ESPN would have you believe you don’t have to pay attention to any stats or matchup predictions. the outcome of any given football game is determined by whatever will inflict the net most amount of misery in the world
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