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elon musk told jkr to calm down help fkfbkr
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brought some fruit for the potluck
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cock so fat i set off the tsa's fat cock alarm and got a complimentary gentle grope from their bravest pervert
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Stepping on your
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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?
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put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time
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diversity loss this trans man is just as much of an emotionally unavailable avoidantly attached brick as any cis guy
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Karl you scamp where have you been
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the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that
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The Evil Ogre's poison trident is used to puncture the bodies of men and women
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spiderman. opinions on rhode island
your mom rhode my island last night
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before i had gotten close with ex-catholics i was under the assumption that "catholic guilt" was mostly about sex, or serious topics.
but i was naïve. it's apparently about every positive experience. enjoying a meal? you're so lucky, children are starving. spending your day off cosy in bed? wow, so selfish, homeless people are freezing to death.
every former or present catholic i've met has a very obvious anxiety disorder and it's so painfully not a coincidence.
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