When your little sister begs you for expensive things make them pass a spelling test 😂😂😂

Let it go Louie let it go...

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

Omfg this owls eyes So beautiful

This is a rescued owl named Zeus, he is blind but his eyes hold the universe

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Hahahhaha

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

why does the sun look like a ceiling light

watch this whole thing please

This should be protocol everywhere

Today in the park I was walking my dog and there was this other girl walking her poodle. She was really pretty and very very nice. Our dogs played for a little while. And then her poodle squatted and pooped, and when she leaned down to pick it up a dude started yelling obscenities about how he’d like to put his dick in her ass.

She got up and literally threw the bag of warm poop at him.

It hit him in the face.

I got to witness that. This might be the best day of my life. 

This is my new favorite video

Its simple, eat ya girl out, hold her hand, buy her things, tell her you love her when you mean it, grab her ass when another man looks at it, respect her even when she threatens to kill you. 

Crystal dream catcher

"I had a husky who was raised with cats and thought she was a fucking cat. She even sat like a cat, with her arms and legs tucked under herself."