Pirate: we meet at last....

Griffin: Davenport!

Me:

Griffin: ...is my name!

Me:

I have normal felling about the adventure zone and I definitely didn't cry in the first three minutes of imbalance

Yes, yes, how is she so god damn cool

Yup, pretty sure. 

Diversity win the pirate you befriended is an octopus

The mental image of mundane skateboarding Duck Newton lying on the bathroom floor post loss of magic powers is never not funny to me.

I love Argonaut Keene from the adventure zone

A brief history of Justin roleplaying Duck Newton.

1. Duck starts lying

2. Justin makes the lie worse

3. Duck swears a lot

4. Aw, ugh, Juno, this is so embarrassing. Um, last week...uh, my truck got beat up, and I—I had to take it over to Whistles’...and he, while he was fixin’ it up, I had to borrow yours to run out...uh, to do a check on...a...body of water...in...the...tree...zone. Forest. Fuck! It was a body of water in the tree zone? And I had to check on it in your car, and when I—I drove your car without asking, and I think I left...my...pants—no. Wallet? Money. I left my wallet in your truck, and I was wondering if you could go look for it real quick.

Current brain activity: auto filling anything people say to me into taz quotes in my head.

Teacher: you're going to...

My brain: be amazing :)

There is something so precious about the moments in the adventure zone where you can hear griffin smiling

Bitches be out here crying in public over a podcast where 1/4 of the players don't even have character voices

"He frowns and says, huh, I feel sad.

... and he kills you"

Magnus Burnsides trained with a bear once and then made it his entire personality, and honestly that is very relateable

Good morning to every person that has cried in public because they listened to the last three episodes of TAZ balance on the bus

Jon Hunger: "Is there something you want to know Merle?"

Merle Highchurch: "Yeah, there is something I'd like to know. Are you my friend?"

Taako: takes off his wizard hat after a long day of shenanigans

Taako: has hat hair in the shape of a cone

Ahhhhhhhh this makes so much sense

I have...thoughts

The reason Lucretia is insistent on being called Madam Director is so she can aviod hearing her name said by her family without any warmth or love.