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shortkingalpacino · 22 days
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shortkingalpacino · 22 days
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got high and started watching an Al Pacino fancam on repeat with my face pressed against my tablet screen and my hands cupping my eyes like I was peering through window glass
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shortkingalpacino · 22 days
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baby michael doing the evil godfather stare
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shortkingalpacino · 1 month
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i have mclennon 101 at 1 pm, but i'll see you at semen and gay uncle intro at 3. oh you're taking the bob dylan/george harrison seminar? oh i didn't get in. yeah :( ok see you bye! hashtag life at rpf university.
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shortkingalpacino · 2 months
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there once was a king with three sons
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Gregory Peck & Ingrid Bergman in Spellbound (1945) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
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shortkingalpacino · 3 months
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shortkingalpacino · 3 months
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He runs the numbers on the Southside.
And a packing company, a chain of Savings & Loans, and half the politicians in Chicago and New York. There ain't a fix in the world gonna cool him out if he blows on ya.
I'll take him anyway.
Why?
Because I don't know enough about killin' to kill him.
The Sting (1973) dir. by George Roy Hill
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shortkingalpacino · 3 months
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i wish i could kidnap a dude from the 1800s and keep him in my room to slowly introduce him to the wonders of the modern day. he wouldn't be allowed out though. and i would only introduce the funny things
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shortkingalpacino · 3 months
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LAWRENCE OF ARABIA dir. David Lean | 1962
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shortkingalpacino · 3 months
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shortkingalpacino · 4 months
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“where were you during the coup?” on my couch in sweatpants because it was noon on a wednesday during month ten of an out of control pandemic
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shortkingalpacino · 4 months
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Paul Newman (Paris Blues, A New Kind of Love)—those blue eyes! that cleft chin, that jawline! plus his company makes that really good organic salad dressing!!!!!
Christopher Plummer (The Sound of Music)—you can't tell me your sexual awakening was NOT this man staring julie andrews down in a dark garden somewhere in 1940s austria
This is round 2 of the bracket. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage man.
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shortkingalpacino · 4 months
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Howard Keel (Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Kiss Me Kate)—no propaganda submitted
Peter O'Toole (Lawrence of Arabia, How To Steal a Million)—no propaganda submitted
This is round 1 of the bracket. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage man.
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shortkingalpacino · 4 months
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to speculate about the sexual and romantic undertones of celebrities’ professional relationships
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shortkingalpacino · 4 months
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there needed to be a robert redford gay movie. well any robert redford movie is gay if you have the mind for it
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shortkingalpacino · 5 months
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i mean i wrote that post about a real life woman whose actual fingers i want forced in my mouth but it's great that you saw your beatles rpf bleed through the contours of my desire man. all of us are facets on the infinite gem of god's earth. personally i can't see ringo domming
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