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WHEN YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO HIM, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!!!! WITH YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HANDS, YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN HIS WIFE!!!!! AND WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME, ALL OF THOSE YEARS AGO!!! YOU'RE STANDING FACE TO FACE WITH "I TOLD YOU SO"!!! YOU KNOW I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT I TOLD YOU SO!!!! YOU KNOW I HATE TO SAY IT!!!! BUT I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!!!!
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shortcrust · 15 hours
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Vintage Sandylion Stickers FM173-Guinea Pigs
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shortcrust · 1 day
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why are you as. a man haunted by anotherman
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shortcrust · 1 day
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imagine two mated wyrms twisting around each other, possessing an uncountable number of limbs, each claw of good or evil interlocked with its opposite, the coil twists further around itself into a skein of flesh. how i would describe DNA to a wizard
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shortcrust · 2 days
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Wild Dogs see a Domesticated Dog
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shortcrust · 2 days
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It's extremely rare for me to not post something because it's too bad. But this was a 4 edible situation
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shortcrust · 2 days
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ophelia..
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shortcrust · 3 days
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telepathy but the distinct sort of telepathy displayed by men in action movies who have worked together and made it through dangerous situations before.........this is about the beat in inception where arthur backs the taxi into that projection and says "eames" and eames pops up and shoots the guy, no question, knew what arthur meant, 100% trusted that the coast would be clear.............unrelated but these two carried that heist on their fucking backs !!!
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shortcrust · 3 days
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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie
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shortcrust · 3 days
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we should be getting iced coffee and going to creepy and musty antique stores together why must we be separated by our screens…
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shortcrust · 3 days
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hey sorry we put your good friend jonathan harker in a time loop. yeah he’s about to leave for his business trip again. but at least he’ll send you emails
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shortcrust · 6 days
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shortcrust · 7 days
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she has a willatine for you ☺️
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shortcrust · 8 days
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the terror is such a great show because it has the courage to ask questions such as “what if real life historical figure james fitzjames had a bit of a gender crisis?”, “what if there was a weird bear?” and most importantly of all, “what if during the slow painful demise of the hms terror and hms erebus a murderous little homosexual was there too?”
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shortcrust · 8 days
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how it started -> how it's going
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shortcrust · 9 days
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i come from the 8tracks generation where you weren't allowed to just dump three and a half twee indie folk/tswift records into a fanmix and call it done. on 8tracks you had 8+ handpicked songs in rigid chronological order and an accompanying mission statement and thesis defence detailing exactly why each one applied to your derek x stiles coffee shop au AND cover/track-list art hodgepodged from stolen pinterest/tumblr aesthetic photography, and all of this was done under constant threat of death because it was the DMCA wild west and the site was in a constant state of gradual collapse.
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shortcrust · 9 days
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Good evening I hope I am not just a mutual to you but someone you would get coffee with if we were ever in the same town
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