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I Can't Explain Myself At All
"Emancipate yourself from mental slavery; none but ourselves can free our minds."-Bob MarleyI'm Mariah, ask me shit if you're curious.
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I thought the shopping bags were a bit heavy
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I added some store tips to a nearby grocery store
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why did they make us stack cups in elementary school
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If someone sleeps in and gets 10 hours of sleep, they’re lazy, but if someone goes to sleep early and gets 10 hours of sleep, they’re responsible
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Don’t let excitement make you announce things prematurely. Be silent until you’re sure; & even when you’re sure, don’t give too much away.
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When we talk about actors on TV we say “they were ON that show”, but we talk about actors in movies we always say “they were IN that movie”.
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"idk ima see" = i aint coming. 😂
Never was coming.
Never considered it.
Never gave it a second thought.
Only remembered it because you asked about it again.
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me walking into a cvs at midnight: i need to lift a curse
employee: aisle 5
me: thanks
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New avi, new avi
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