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me after 3 hours sleep
mother : are you all right?
me :
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me: immune system why do i have a fever
immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!
me:
immune system:
me:
immune system:
me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long
immune system:
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I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back
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