Day #4385

The Once-ler fandom is still alive.

Rose, driving Doctor and Missy: So how was your day?

Doctor: We almost got surprise adopted!

Rose: What?

Missy: We almost got kidnapped.

Rose: Oh, okay.

Rose: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

*Rose and Doctor sitting in jail together*

Doctor: So who should we call?

Rose: I’d call Missy, but I feel safer in jail

Rose: Is something burning?

Doctor: Just my love for you.

Rose: Doctor, the toaster is on fire.

Store Worker: Would a Ms. Rose please come to the front desk?

Rose, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to Doctor and ClaraStore Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Doctor and Clara, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Rose: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Back at it again with the weird Sherlock shit from the original cannon

- Sherlock becomes a beekeeper

- Sherlock spends two years in Tibet and meets the Dali Llama

- Sherlock describes the countryside of Cambridgeshire as "flat as the palm of Watson's hand". The description is accurate.

- they foil an attempted murder by using a wax model of Sherlock. Incidentally, if you visit the Sherlock Holmes museum on Baker Street, you'll find a bunch of incredibly creepy life-size figures of the characters. The staff think they're haunted. I asked.

- to sneak through a dark house, Sherlock and Watson hold hands. Watson keeps commenting on it

- to establish an alibi, a man invites some guy to his house, gets him drunk, changes the clocks and shouts that it's 1am, when in fact it's much earlier. Presumably, this guy doesn't wear a watch

- A visitor to 221b says that it's a long carriage ride from Baker Street to his home in Hampstead. It's 3 miles

- the final appearance of Sherlock Holmes is in 1927, which means if he were real he could have met David Attenborough

- the line "elementary, my dear Watson" is never said in the original stories, but Sherlock often calls Watson "my dear"

- unlike in Sherlock (bbc), we do find out how Sherlock escapes Moriarty. The two tussle, then Moriarty falls off a cliff whilst sort of running backwards through the air like a cartoon. Sherlock hides on a ledge for a bit

That's all for now, but I'm sure I'll find more bonkers shit

This one physically hurt to draw but we can’t have 2012 posting with fandomstuck

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[Image ID: Image 1 shows the personifications of the Homestuck, Super-who-lock and Warrior Cats fandoms in the Homestuck art style. They are seated in a room with a ball pit in the background, and a sign that reads “2012 cringe fandom support group”. Dialogue follows. Homestuck: Where’s Onecler? Super-who-lock: Probably still upset about the sexy-man poll. Warrior Cats: tch, those twittypets don’t know anything! End dialogue. Image 2 shows a personification of tumblr kicking open the door, drawn like the Phineas and Ferb meme and yelling: “GUYS HOLY FUCK”. Image 3 shows tumblr pointing dramatically towards the camera, dialogue follows: The twitter users are coming so we have to make this place as inhospitable as possible. So grab your Tardises and your quadrants and your plinko horses, we’re firing shots to keep the rent down. Image 4 shows a close-up of the Warrior Cats fandom looking in awe. Dialogue follows: Warrior Cats: Oh can we call ourselves tumblr-clan? Tumblr: That’s… the best idea I’ve heard all goddamn day. Maximum cringe, tumblrinas! end ID]

How the Superwholock babes would react to you coming back to Tumblr!!! ^u^

Dean:

“Thank god y/n!! The tumblypoos need you!”

Sam:

“We can finally be moots again…”

Cas:

“AHAUHAAHAUAAUHAAAAHGGHGHHHHHAAAUGHAGAH”

Sherlock:

“Let the nightblogging commence…”

The Doctor:

Once I saw someone saying that Good Omens/WWDITS/OFMD is the new Superwholock and I couldn't stop myself...

(edit: Yeah I know that DW has little to no right of being on the left but... The point still stands)

superwholock walked so ourgoodshadows could run

she super on my who till i lock

This is my point

Everyone keeps wondering how does Luigi takes Bowser's dick.

But lemme ask the real question here : what makes you think that Luigi is the bottom ?

Bowuigi origins

gonna drop a new horror game targeted at capitalists called 'public domain'

this guy.........

Day #4287

The Once-ler fandom is still alive.