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shoe-mustard · 21 hours
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tshirt that says I Have Complicated Feelings About Alex Krycek on the front and But I Know I Want To Kill Him on the back
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shoe-mustard · 21 hours
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Krycek is such a little shit he’s so pathetic I want to put him in a snowglobe
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shoe-mustard · 21 hours
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@the-x-files-fan
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shoe-mustard · 21 hours
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krycek's dead now and i still got no idea what any of that bitch's motivation was
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shoe-mustard · 21 hours
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the "20 pounds of crack and cocaine with male strippers" mlp comic but its saul and fracesca
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shoe-mustard · 21 hours
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POOL PARTY :]
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shoe-mustard · 2 days
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WHY DID I HAVE TO WRITE AN ANALYSIS OF FUCKING ROCKY IV
dude it is WILD to hear "we're gonna watch a movie to learn about the cold war!!!!!!!!!" and its rocky IV
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shoe-mustard · 2 days
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dude it is WILD to hear "we're gonna watch a movie to learn about the cold war!!!!!!!!!" and its rocky IV
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shoe-mustard · 2 days
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young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can
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shoe-mustard · 2 days
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inspired by landofboggs on yt
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shoe-mustard · 2 days
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art dump
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shoe-mustard · 2 days
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mulder: we're stuck in a timeloop and blow up every single time, sometimes one of us gets shot, we're stuck on this stupid monday, i am having the worst day in fucking ever, my waterbed had a leak, i got abducted by aliens, we're having a baby
scully: since when do you have a waterbed??????????
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i can't get over how offended she is that mulder has a waterbed she doesn't know about. scully really went if you get a bed it will be OUR bed, otherwise you'd choose the shittiest mattress known to mankind.
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shoe-mustard · 3 days
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having an oc you havent drawn / written about publicly yet that only exist as a concept is so funny. i have special access to this limited edition guy from my brain
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shoe-mustard · 3 days
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mcwexler cyberbullying dream team
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Making gifs is so much fucking fun
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shoe-mustard · 3 days
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Remember, if you haven't felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more
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shoe-mustard · 3 days
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Cicero is so silly
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