nothing worse than when the person drawing your blood fails the medicine AND sleight of hand check
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sex position called hold me while i cry
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I’d divorce him too lmao
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The 10th Kingdom (2000)
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i need to shave
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Somebody on Twitter pointed out that almost all of the netflix Avatar show was filmed so that the focus of the action would be at the center, so it could be viewed vertically, like on tiktok
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Pizza VS Flower with bee on it VS Bisexuality VS Wind turbine
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everyone quiet down dj unprotected sex is getting an unexpected call from the clinic
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him: I can't host
me: dont worry I know a spot
the spot:
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I NEED TO KILL MY SELFFFFF i’m fine im fine it is a beautiful day to be alive on this beautiful earth it’s fine I NEED TO KILL MY SELF I NEED TO KILL MY SELF I i’m so fine being alive is so lovely AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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vaccines Georg
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sci fi is about one thing and one thing only.....actors throwing themselves around a room to simulate the ship being hit
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