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all of this is true HAL told me
real bottom of the barrel shit. submissions welcome.
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Wolf of Feathers
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Queen ripple has feet and legs, unlike the fairies who just have feet
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the real reason magolor wears a hood all the time is because he has a god awful haircut
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waddle dees are scared of Ado/Adeleine because she's double their size
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magolor is constantly tormented by impressions he never intentionally does.聽
that said, the whole speech was done while attempting a specific voice but it fell flat he just sounded really stilted. not even in a creepy way like he's doing the world's worst character impression
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Adeline paints ppl, but really ugly if they make her mad
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Zan Partizanne has a British accent.
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk
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nightmare sells the bluey weed that makes you rectangular
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We are on the third waddle dee to be bandana dee
The first one fell down the stairs and had to give up the mantle
The second one resigned after PR
They are still both friends with Kirby tho
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wheelies are prey animals
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Meta Knight is Zero
Dark Matter Swordsman is a fusion of Sword Knight and Blade Knight
Dark Rimuro is Captain Vul and Sailor Waddle Dee
Dark Rimuru is Axe Knight and Trident Knight
Dark Rimura is Mace Knight and Javelin Knight
Because even in death their loyalty is undying
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mental illness
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mental illness
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Captain Vul has the only driver's license
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Zan Partizanne really really likes those dinosaur chicken nuggets聽
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