"I am one of the great philosophers of our times. All chickens are tendies."

-Moosh

"Teenagers are not properly instilled with the fear of the law. We must teach them and put them in their place. Little Timmy's getting life in the slammer."

- Moosh

"Moosh. Russ. I'm really sorry, but I've changed my mind I hate men now."

- Ether

"I SWEAR THAT I DO NOT HATE MEN. Some of my friends are men!!"

- Ether

"I only have so much time to say this, he's injected me with ass poison. You need to watch out for That Man. He's the one who-"

- Moosh

"I don't know why the crispy child makes me laugh so much."

- Moosh

"And that teen girl drama story arc's name? Pale Einstein."

- Russ

"Jandra's obviously named after famed sex icon Ned Janders."

- Moosh

"You do not fuck with the circumcision community. Those people are unhinged, unskinned, and they have friends in high places."

- Moosh

"Fast is a different kind of upside down."

- Moosh

"We've moved from the goofy anime timeline to the goofier anime timeline."

- Moosh

"Ruh roh. My furry coefficient's getting a bit high."

- Moosh

"Tell me about your genitals, robot."

- Ether

"Some people want to believe that sluts exist because maybe one day they'll meet one of these sluts and sex will happen."

- Russ

"The only solution is to be slut agnostic."

- Moosh

"I like how she's always throwing stuff out like, 'Have you considered that maybe the universe is a hologram and the globe is actually the killer?'"

- Russ

"Go back in time to seduce baby Hitler."

- Deedee