My boyfriend makes a certain pose & a certain voice when he’s talking on the phone, but I don’t know if that’s his “lying pose” or his “phone pose” bc usually he’s lying when he talks on the phone when we’re together LMAO

In most of his daydreams of the future, he always pictures me mad or fussy over some dumb shit and thinks it’s cute ??? No.

Let my boyfriend wear my sweatpants yesterday so he doesn’t get bit by mosquitoes. I wore them today to the gym and it was loose at the butt....... I’m mad. It’s funny but I’m mad. Big booty PROBLEMZ

listening to my bf talk about coffee for 20 minutes because he’s af high & in denial of it

me: *says anything at all about random things like traffic or inflated food prices*

bf: *pulling me closer & talking in a low 🥵 voice* “what’s that supposed to mean huh”

my bf will say some disgusting shit & throw in “I know u do that too, but that’s besides the point” speak for yourself dutty boy