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Why rats gotta have the little grabby hands? Give man a cheerio and he eats it like a bagel
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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I mean from context it's probably brownie and vanilla ice cream. But it looks like beef and mashed potatoes
In what world does this:
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Look like beef and mashed potatoes?
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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz
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If you ever feel like you’ve made bad decisions just remember that somewhere out there is a theatre director at an all-white high school about to choose the spring musical
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this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted
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"but aces and aros can be in relationships"
Yes, I know that, but do YOU know that aces and aros in relationships are still aces and aros? Do you internalize that? Are you aware that we don't just suddenly turn straight, or gay or anything else?
Yes, even demis
Are you aware that a sex repulsed asexual will still be sex repulsed even in a relationship, and so, might never fuck you?
Are you aware that a romance repulsed aro will still be romance repulsed even in a seemingly normative relationship and might not like doing typical romantic gestures and activities?
Are you aware that a sex neutral or positive asexual might not actually be sexually attracted to you at all even if they do fuck you?
Are you aware that a romance neutral or positive aro might not actually be romantically into you even if they are comfortable with typical romantic gestures?
Are you aware that our identities are just as permanent as yours?
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I wonder if I could help create a tumblr fandom for Flatland
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okayyyyyy. Wet Snorting creature.
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Taylor Swift and Fernando during Miami half time show (2024)
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