[ âŠ.donât do this. (unless you need to) but donât do this! đ suggestive themes + toxic behavior! ]
ASK HIM TO READ OUT LOUD AND LISTEN:
SUNA: girl LMFAO i feel like he doesnât like readingâŠ.heâs not good at it and claims that he just canât be âbothered by itâ. but his pride is in the way (which is what weâre trying to get rid of here!đ€) so tell him you canât fall asleep unless someone reads to you đheâd click his tongue and grab some magazine off of your nightstand, pretending like âthis shit is too easyââŠ.anywaysâŠ..help him sound the words out. â€ïž
AKAASHI: he CAN readâŠbut why do i feel like he gets nervous when heâs put on the spot and will start stuttering asdfgjk omgggg noooooođif he pissed you off that day, ask him to read you a chapter from the manga heâs editing. after a little, bat your eyelashes at him and go: âkeiji, do you need help?âÂ
MAKKI: he thought he was coming over to ânetflix and chillââŠbut itâs been over an hour and you just keep forcing him to read the descriptions for the shows/movies you think you might want to watchđheâs so frustrated, heâs turning the tv off and rubbing his temples. break the silence and go âmakki, do u think if u could read, you would be employed?â sdfghtgrfdsfg!!
JUST STARE AT HIM WHEN HE MAKES A JOKE:
ATSUMU: he deals with it enough w his teammates but if you start doing it too? BINGO. he might cry forreal. he tries playing it off the first time even though his cheeks are obviously pinker. you thought it was funny so you did it again and at this point, heâs on the verge of losing his mind. âSTOP IT! yer killinâ me!â (stare at him for that too) the second hand embarrassment really IS killer tho omg.
KITA: LMFAO you genuinely, honest to God, didnât even know he was making a joke đđnot until he goes âoh. uh, was that not funny?â and youâre like ââŠwas it supposed to be?â sdfgrfe please give him a minute. heâs rethinking everything now.Â
MATTSUN: i think this might be one of his worst nightmares, itâll def humble him real quick. might try different jokes/memes on you to see what would get a reaction out of you because he just KNOWS that something is bound to make you laugh. donât give in. his memes are funny, but his ego is not!Â
ASK HIM IF HIS FRIEND IS SINGLE:
OIKAWA: doesnât understand why thatâs important and will probably brush past your question. why would u be thinking about anyone else when heâs sitting right there?? (thatâs exactly why. oiks! get rid of the ego đ€) tell him you think his friend is cute and heâs just losing it. âdonât do this. why are you doing this?â you know why, tooru. you know why.Â
KONOHA:Â honestly, he really might just straight up leave. pulls a reverse uno on you. âwelp, hereâs his number. it was nice knowing you. take care!â sdbgnfd COME BACK! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!Â
BOKUTO: doesnât realize what youâre asking at first and is just like âyeah he is! (: why?â but once he realizes, heâs not having any of it. will be a little upset and tell you heâll try to work on himself. (the least toxic out of everyone here tbh. heâs just trying to be a better person. aw i love him)
TELL HIM âTHAT WAS QUICKâ:
KUROO: his jaw literally drops. he doesnât know what to say or do, no one prepared him for this. asks you if youâre being serious and youâre like âthat stuff down there is all you, baby. ME? nada.ââŠ.he doesnât say another word. pulls his briefs on, grabs his shit, and walks out. asdfghjk ITâS TOO MUCH FOR HIM! đ«
IWAIZUMI: like kuroo, i think his brain might stop working. just freezes. blinks at you a few times and excuses himself to go to the restroom, where he remains for over an hour. youâre getting bored (idk why u stayed that long), but when he comes back out, heâs telling you heâs ready to go again and will try to last longer? LMFAO IDK youâre confused too but give it a go! at least heâs willing to try đ
NOT PHASED BY ANY OF THESEđ:Â
OSAMU + SAKUSA + KUNIMI: i really tried fitting these three in somewhere but i genuinely donât think theyâd give a shit. the toxicity reeks âŒïžđĄthey might make you cry though, please leave. block their numbers too. you donât need that stress, baby!
[ in which i talk about what kind of content the boys would post on their finstas (private instagrams.) i wrote for the guys that i could mostly see having one. if thereâs someone you want to see, feel free to shoot me an ask! canât guarantee iâll write it but iâll give it a try. this has been in my drafts for a while now, i just want to get rid of it so here it is. itâs kinda long lol my bad. views are my own! ]Â
ATSUMU: has 132 followersâŠis it even a finsta anymore w that many people on it lmfaoâŠgives his @ to girls he thinks are hot even if heâs not close to them. THIRST TRAPS GALORE. thatâs all it is. captions NEVER have anything to do with the pictures either. âi want to f*cking die :/â and itâs a picture of him shirtless, flexing in the mirror likeâŠokay i guess. ppl ignore the captions and just thirst, âđ„”đđ„°â emojis flood the comments. kita is like âđđ»donât dieâ thank u shin-chan. has the audacity to go onto his close friends story (only the boys are on this one) complaining about why no one ever asks him about his dayâŠtsumu, they just want to get railed by you! you did this to yourself! his friends are all sliding up like âLMFAOOOOOđâ prefers going on live if heâs w the msby boys or friends. people are doing dares + betting through the screen. cashapps are being dropped and you can hear shugo yelling at him in the back. if someone says âdo a flipâ, someone WILL be doing a flip. pure chaos. classic atsumu.
OSAMU: has 27 followers. cooking videos at all times. 4 am vids and 1:30 pm vids. kita and aran are actually appreciative of it and enjoy the content. itâs like a free cooking class! suna likes the mukbang posts sdfghrjk (theyâve made a few together) lets the occasional girl or two follow him and then heâs kicking them off w/ no explanation. shit talks the crappy customers he has to deal with (as he should! donât be f*cking rude) probably gets on live when heâs bored or high and just stares at himself for a little until suna joins and is like â???â + they move to facetime instead. accidentally posted a dick pic on his story once and didnât realize it till everyone was like HELLO???? followed it up with âoh shit, my bad lmaoâ but didnât bother deleting lol i hate him. heâll post his tv screen when heâs watching something and itâs almost ALWAYS a scene that ends up spoiling a show/movie for everyone. initially it wasnât intentional but after seeing how badly it pissed people off: he does it on purpose now cause he sucks.
this work is my absolute pride & joy, one that i hold very near & dear to my heart! it was previously written for a different fandom, & ive reworked it to fit here. i hope you love it as much as i do, & yes - there will be more parts to this story! âštaglist; @katsukisprincess @secondhand-trash @redbeanteax @monst @shinhoetoshi @shinsouzone @togasknifes
[pairing; panther familiar! hitoshi shinso x green witch gn! reader]
for a green witch in a relatively small town, youâve got a pretty good life.
youâre not the most powerful witch around; your talents are more centered around healing, crafting potions & spells, but you donât mind. you like helping people, whisking away their problems & leaving them happier than when they walked into your little shop.
synopsis | 3 times kaminari saves you from your clumsiness and the 1 time you save him.
word count | 1.2k
1
âwhoa, you okay there?â kaminari grins as his hand rests on your shoulder, barely saving you from flying head over heels down the stairs.
breathless, you fix your gaze on the worn, untied laces of your shoes and wrinkle your nose in embarrassment. âiâm fine,â you answer as pleasantly as you can manage through gritted teeth.
âyeah, alright,â chides the boy. âsee you after lunch, then.â
you might be seeing things, but it sure looks like his cheeks are rose-tinted as you place your hand over his, removing yourself from his grasp with a curt nod. before you can tease him for his flush, however, heâs already turned down the hall.
‷ synopsis: youâre an actress and singer who is highly adored by youtuber, kaminari denki. after his endless simping and thirsting on twitter, you finally decide to reply to one of his tweets.
a/n: NEW SMAU NEW SMAU NEW SMAU đđđ iâm super excited for flirty simpy denki LMFAOOO iâm also excited for the cooking trio đŒ i hope yâall are hyped! and as a reminder the rating for this au is 17+ !! there will be lots of thirst texts/tweets/memes đłđ€ hope ur excited!!
â In a game of Truth or Dare, youâre dared to sneak into your crushâs dorm and steal one article of clothing to wear the next day. It just so happens that the hoodie you snatched was Shinsouâs favorite sweater.
pairing: shinsou hitoshi x reader
word count: 2,204
genre: fluff, aged up au (class 3a)
warnings: 16+, suggestive content
a/n: this used to be a harry potter fic i wrote on my hp account but i rewrote it for shinsou bc it just seemed fitting fhgjdhsfg. shinsou is in class 1a in this fic or 3a since theyâre aged up and at least 18 years old u.u i hope yâall enjoy!! xxÂ
âNo way.â You shook your head, kicking your legs out in front of you as you ignored Hagakureâs poking and prodding.
It was a relatively relaxed Friday night, and you and your friends decided to spend it in your dorm with a bottle of whisky and a game of Truth or Dare. The truths ranged from anything to, âFuck, marry, kill: Sero, Kirishima, Kaminariâ to, âWho was the last person you sent a nude to?â And the dares werenât any better. Ashido practically vomiting in the corner served as a great reminder of that.
You were just grateful the dares you received were rather mundane.Â
Can I get an x reader with uhhh either kaminari or shinso where the reader is completely deadpan towards everything no matter how ridiculous like âyeah just another tuesday huhâ unless something cote happens and they just???? Over-react????? Like everything is normal until they see a tiny kitten in an alleyway and then theyâre just like âOOO LITTOL WITTOL kItty????? KitteN???? Littol bAPY?????â I just feel like the contrast would be fun^^
A/N: another request that took me so long bc it was kind of hard for me to write this kind of personality. It's a little shaky in the beginning but I got SO carried away with the fluff toward the end. I hope you like this anon!!đ
When you and Kaminari started dating, he was aware of your dry sense humor and deadpan personality
Honestly he loves it
He has a hard time keeping it together if you make a funny comment in public
Fr fr tho he was not ready for the complete 180 in your personality when he first saw it
You two were on one of your first dates
You had been walking around town a d browsing through stores
Sometimes people would pass around you, speaking VERY loudly
And u were like bitch no
"Oh my god they were roommates"
"Did you hear that Kaminari? Karen's mother is getting married to a man 20 years younger than her. Do you think she'll invite us to the wedding?"
"I sAiD i WaNtEd mY lAtTe WiTh aN eXtRa PuMp Of SyRuP"
Kami would just cackle behind you and pray that none of these people you were mocking heard you.
Once yall were puckered out from roaming the streets, you started to head back to the school
On your way back you heard a meow from an alleyway
When you peaked your head in you saw a small cat
Kaminari swears be blinked and you went from being right next to him to deep into the alley with a cat
When he approached you, about to warn you not to disappear into alleys alone, he started to hear what you were saying to the cat
"Oh look at uuuuuuu. Littol baaaaaby look at you. Smol smol baby, u n ur cute little paws and your little noseyyyy."
He watched you boop the cats nose in shock
He'd never seen you like this
You were usually so deadpan, borderline cynical and now you were here cooing at a cat???
He was amazed
"Babe, i didn't know you were capable of being this soft"
"You're just jealous Kami...I lov you too yknow"
You lean forward and peck him on the lips before leaning in to whisper against his ear
He literally thought he was gonna pass out, ur so hot
"You will tell no one... understood?"
"Y-Yes pretty girl"
You smile at him sweetly and take his hand and lead him out of the alley
The next time Kaminari looks at you, your face is back to your normal expression, no sign of your previously soft disposition.
He remains in a trance for a few minutes after that, images of your soft features mixed with soft words flashing through his head
He'd never seen you like that and BOY did he wanna see you like that more
Like don't get him wrong he loves your deadpan personality and jokes but he liked seeing u all soft too, it was cute
He just wants you to dote on him too
From then on he'll try to get you to do it more often, showing you cute things he's sure you'll like
You totally know what he's doing but you let him have his fun
Eventually u give him what he wants and when the two of you are alone in either of your dorms you'll reach out to him with grabby hands
"Denki, baby, come here?"
Boy literally MELTS and is grateful that you're on the bed bc he's sure his knees would give out if he had to stand
Crawls into your arms and lays there while you run fingers through his hair and whisper cute things to him between kisses
a/n. âŠâŠumâŠâŠ..forewarning for ????? thanks for requestingđ
tags. badly-written communist handholding
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âdenki,â you say, wide-eyed in disapproval. âwhat did you just say?â
denki kaminari pauses, his mouth opening and closing wordlessly for a beat, before he coughs into his fist. âiâ uh, iâd like to make you mine? of course, itâs totally up to you andââ
you shake your head, crossing your arms. âthatâs not how it works. we must do away with private property to advance as a society.â
âexcuse me?â
âi canât belong to you, denki. nor can you belong to me. we all belong to the state and the state, us.â
âwait, wait, i justââ
âhereâs the issue: when we impart property into someoneâs hands, then immediately we create a hierarchy based on the amount of material we have; and in turn, we begin to disregard those at the bottom. right?â
If youâre still taking requests; may we get a sero or kaminari version of the walking in front of your boyfriend naked fic you did of kirishima? thank you
ok iâm sorry this took so long but like i actually really enjoy writing these ahahaha i watched so many compilations of this challenge
pairing: kaminari denki x reader
warnings: implied NSFW
âDo itttttt!â Minaâs text flashed up at you, âitâll be hilarious, heâll totally lose his mindâ
You bite your lip and bounce on your heels, nervous energy overtaking you as you start to doubt yourself. âIdkâ, you text back, âiâm so nervous. Iâm just standing like an idiot in the bathroom. I cant bring myself to take off my underwearâ.
Mina must have been waiting for your text, because her reply comes within mere seconds of you pressing send. âDont be stupid, heâll love it. Besides its not as if hes never seen u nakey before.â
You scowl at the phone because thatâs seriously not as reassuring as she seems to think it is. All the times Kaminari has seen you naked have been when heâs actually wanted to see you naked â youâve never surprised him like this before. You donât think heâll be annoyed at you for interrupting his gaming, but you donât exactly want to take that chance either.
As if sensing your doubt through the phone, another chat from Mina pops up. âItâs only a prank, donât worry about it so much! As IF sparky is ever gonna mad that he gets to see more of youâ
âRight.â you whisper to yourself, then crack open the bathroom door. Denkiâs dorm room is a total mess, like always, and heâs lounging on his rumpled duvet covers totally engrossed in the game heâs playing on the small television set mounted on the wall. He either doesnât hear you come out of the bathroom or is too engrossed in the game to pay any attention.Â
âHe hasnt even looked up smhâ, you shoot a quick text off to Mina, before shimmying out of your underwear.
As always, Mina replies at the speed of light. âNAKEYYY CHALLENGE BABY! (also pls record it bc i want another viral tiktok plssss)â
Hi, congrats on starting a writing blog, I wish you luck and hope you have fun! Could you do a little ficlet of someone making Momo feel insecure about her height but then her s/o defends her (and then Momo realizes how much she loves her s/o and cuddles/hugs/forehead kisses ensue)? Thank you so much!
2:42 am - how dare someone make momo feel insecure sis imma FITE... which is why the reader in this has a bit of a uh, temper. i donât think this is quite as fluffy as you wanted but thereâs some soft stuff sprinkled in there. side note, you can pry the hc of momo enjoying puns from my cold, dead, body
Momo Yaoyorozu
â you and momo had been recently let off the stress of hero internships, and decided to schedule a fun mall date to relax
â sometime during the trip, momo happened to notice the mallâs new boba store that had opened recently, and insisted you both try some of the flavors that they had to offer
momo tugged at your sleeve and looked towards the direction of the shop, âah- y/n look, itâs the new gong cha! i hear they make amazing caramel bubble tea...â she turns back to you, eyes wide and hopeful, âwould you like to stop by as well?â
â you smiled, amused at her excitement over a simple drink, and simply nodded in agreement,
âyeah, i could go for some boba! iâm curious about their flavors tooâ you pause, tilting your head in mock inquisition and continue in a teasing voice. âknow what youâre getting already? sure seems like itâ
â the 1-A student let a gracious blush fill her cheeks, which let you know she was growing slightly flustered at your playful poking,
âw-well yes, i may have done some research beforehand... erm, anyways, if youâre alright with it then letâs go inside!â and with that, she took your hand in hers and made her way to the shop
â among the few customers there was a group of younger boys ( junior high, if you had to take a guess ) huddled at a table in the corner snorting with laughter
â you glanced at the group briefly, noticing their volume, but thought nothing more of it and allowed momo to lead you towards the cashier
the woman at the cash register smiled as you two approached, âhello! welcome to gong cha, how may i help you?â
â you observed the overhead menu as momo cleared her throat to order, hmmm do i want a boba or a milk foam... oo but a slushie sounds good... should i get a matcha? wait is that too basic- actually no i donât care, iâll get a matcha
â with that ( rehearsed in your head to make sure you donât flub your words ), you finalize your order, pay, and opt to stand to the side with momo to wait as the woman prepares your drinks
â while you both stand patiently and talk in the meantime, you canât help but overhear part of the conversation from the group of boys in the back,
âhey hey hey shut up or theyâll hear you, dude!!â
âbruh theyâre not even paying attention. answer the question, is the tall one a solid 10 or what?â
â...nah, sheâs not my type. too tall, itâs weird and would probably be like dating a giraffe, honestly.â
â your eyes widen, clamping your mouth shut and immediately searching momoâs face for any sign that she overheard them. your face falls once you recognize the signs of self-doubt slowly creeping into her festures. she gives you a small smile and tries to shake her head to assure you everythingâs alright but you arenât having it
without a second thought about causing a scene ( the shop was almost empty save for a few customers near the back ) you whip around and face the boys,
âseriously, kid? how immature do you have to be to judge someone by their height? what, does it make you feel like less of a man? itâs not like you were one to begin with so i donât know why youâre complaining, honestly.â you emphasized the last word to mock their last comment, and fix them all a glare,
âsheâs out of your league, buddy. turn around and enjoy your drink before i shove it up your-â
â momo hurriedly interrupts, waving one hand and taking yours with the other, giving it a squeeze as if to say âi got it from here, thanksâ
âi think they get it! haha...â she starts, but trails off to give them a stern pointed look. âbesides, weâve seen firsthand that poorly-considered comments like those will cease to get anyone very far in life, especially in the hero industry.â
â the group was silent for a moment, processing her words and turning red at the insinuation towards their chances at becoming heroes. eventually, they collectively nodded and muttered their apologies, turning around with ears burning and metaphorical tails between their legs
â you both turn away, glad the situation didnât escalate further, and you scoff, still clearly irritated by their comments. tch, arrogant middle schoolers... like what the hell? do they even have eyes? momoâs gorgeous!! i shouldâve ripped that kid a new one i swear-
momo interrupted your thoughts by squeezing your hand again. you look up at her with a pout and she laughs lightly. âthank you for telling them off, dear. it was- well i guess you could say it was rather heroic of you...?â she giggles
â your irritation morphs into exasperation and you groan, âmomoooooo that was baaaadâ
âyour smile tells me otherwise though, hm?â
âiâm smiling âcause youâre cute, not because the pun was enjoyable, duh. which, it was not by the wayâ you sigh. âbut seriously though, are you okay? they were just being dumb kids, your height makes you charming and like, seem more commanding and stuff...â now itâs your turn to blush at how stupid you sounded
â momo gives you a big, genuine smile that spreads warmth throughout your chest. itâs the one that never fails to get your heart all tingly and the butterflies in your stomach all excited, and you canât help but grin back, as sappy as it sounds
â suddenly feeling a small surge of confidence, momo leans down to give you a soft peck on the forehead before standing straight again. âiâm fine! i promise. i have you to make sure of that, so donât be too worried now!â she returns.
â as if a light bulb turns on above both your heads, you turn towards the counter to check on the progress of your orders and are relieved to find the cashier woman finally emerging with the drinks
âiâve got uhhhh caramel boba and a matcha milk slush for momo?â
â you speak up, raising a hand, âthat would be for us, thank you so much!â you and momo grab the drinks and some straws, walking out of the shop
âyouâre welcome, have a nice day!â the cashier calls
â you both turn back to bid them a good day as well, and momo intertwines your fingers and heads off to the next store. for the rest of the date, youâre a bit more affectionate than usual, albeit, still keeping her bashfulness in mind as you supply your girlfriend a few pecks on the cheek whilst you attempt to help her browse for clothing items. momo, who usually shies away from pda, surprisingly allows you to continue without complaint. i donât mind much today, she thinks, they deserve the extra love