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shiitanki · 13 minutes
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FUCK IT IM IMMORTAL
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Customer: YOU FOOL DMV: CONFRONTATIONAL Verdict: DENIED
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shiitanki · 15 minutes
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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
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shiitanki · 17 minutes
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shiitanki · 18 minutes
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some transparent marcille points for your emote needs
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shiitanki · 19 minutes
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Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.
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shiitanki · 4 hours
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Falin's chimera design is so good I was mesmerized by her every time she showed up. Then I reached the part where Laios explain how absurd she is because she has a way too small mouth to feed such a huge body and I felt so guilty... I'm sorry miss Falin I was so engrossed by your glorious form that I didn't notice you were ill bred just like a little pug... Please forgive me..
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shiitanki · 4 hours
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Wheres the Otacon ramen date side mission Kojima? WHERE IS IT?!?!?!?
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shiitanki · 4 hours
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Player One (French) #90, Oct ‘98 - 'Metal Gear Solid’ cover.
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shiitanki · 4 hours
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Walk (2019). Oil on steel Sam Lipp
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shiitanki · 4 hours
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commission I recently did :3 ( I got permission to post ofc)
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pls don't mind that I spelt commission wrong I am also dyslexic on top of being stupid 😭
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shiitanki · 4 hours
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Peter Capaldi in The Lair of White Worms looks like he's about to say "Otacon stands for Otaku Convention."
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