Loadsamoney // Harry Enfield

SETTLE DOWN, YOU ANIMALS

W H O S A I D B E E M O V I E

What do you call a wandering caveman?

A meanderthal.

not to mention the enormous pile of yen in the basement that i sometimes swim in while pretending i'm scrooge mcduck

but especially all of those that snoop around your house and then pretend they didn't see your enormous pile of rubber duckies in the attic that you sometimes sleep in. oh god, not the rubber duckies.

actually almost every person that gets paid scares me

maids scare me but then again so do most people that get paid to sneak around your house

in all seriousness: that's gross

i need to reblog those two posts every time i get online it's how i announce my arrival

behold, the single greatest line uttered in television history

Loadsamoney // Harry Enfield

speaking of sad wanks: hi

money is all i love, money is all i need

it's a good thing i died before having to drive a car

i'm too small to even fit on a regular bike

they see me rolling, they hatin'