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sherlockgracie · 3 hours
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THIS GUY ☝️👇☝️👇☝️👇 honours the COCK 😤😤👏👏💯💯💯
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sherlockgracie · 7 hours
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Hey wizard I'm going to adopt a kitten could you bless me with your knowledge and suggest a name for her? 🥺🥺🥺
i am going to teach your cat spells.
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sherlockgracie · 7 hours
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Happy May Day all. Solidarity and all that jazz.  For your brain, some history on May Day and how it came to be: 1. The Zinn Education Project:  May 4, 1886: Haymarket Tragedy
2. IWW Historical Archives:  The Brief Origins of May Day
3. NPR : What is May Day? For the most part, the opposite of capitalism
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sherlockgracie · 7 hours
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soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes
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sherlockgracie · 7 hours
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‘Top’
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sherlockgracie · 7 hours
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[frostkettle] sorrow & rage
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sherlockgracie · 1 day
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I Forgot I Made This.
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sherlockgracie · 1 day
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xB: Thanks for tuning into this episode of 'Tango and xB's Video Diary' where we review hair products!
xB: *sprays hairspray directly into Tango's mouth*
Tango: So right off the bat, this one is not very good
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sherlockgracie · 1 day
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freefall!
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(+close ups)
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sherlockgracie · 1 day
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Everybody do the wenis!
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sherlockgracie · 1 day
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girl I would kill myself if I did that lol
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sherlockgracie · 1 day
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Who was the man who first salted the slug
What was he thinking to try
Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures
Hoping for one which would die
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sherlockgracie · 1 day
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I read this bdsm story where the sub was told to roll some dice and the they'd have a reward of punishment based on the number rolled, right? Not that weird of a premise for this sort of thing.
EXCEPT they used two d6s! And I am too much of a tabletop gamer to let that shit slide.
That's not how you do it! You roll a d12 or something so that each possibility has a roughly equal likelyhood.
But 2d6 and 1d12 have completely different probability curves! Look, here's a meme:
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See? The punishment/reward most likely is gonna be the one at 7.
Although, I mean... I guess you could argue that this let's you weight the results? Like make 2 and 12 the biggest punishment/reward, so they only rarely roll, whereas smaller punishments/rewards around 7 are more likely.
But I don't know. It seems you'd want to explain that if you did.
Ugh. Another bdsm scenario ruined by unrealistic statistics.
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Happy International Asexuality Day!
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