i'm not sure if this is my own stuff coming in the way but a lot of the cultural message for the past few years has been about dealing with other people doing you wrong and how to deal with it by enforcing boundaries, articulating your needs and standing up for yourself etc but. what's the message for those of us who have done someone wrong and have to live with it?

I think horror podcasts should make cassette tapes of their shows.

Just the thought of pretending to put some "random" cassette into a seemingly old cassette player and listening to the horrors unfold is something I crave.

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

the concept of jaywalking one of the craziest inventions to me. youre just making shit up

"what do I do if I have theories" will always be the fucking funniest reddit post

guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes

the youtube "stop drawing like this" community doesn't want you to know this but you can shade however you want forever btw. it doesn't have to make sense in fact you should actively be pissing people off with how inaccurate your light source is

why is pride always in summer. what about the dykes that can't tolerate the heat huh. what about us. I mean them.

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

hey sorry we put your boyfriend on a show where the game changes every time. yeah he has no idea what game he’s about to play. but he’ll be fine once he realizes the only way to win is by learning, the only way to learn is by playing, and the only way to begin is by beginning. yeah actually we’ll be beginning without further ado but you can pick him up after. sorry again.

If you were a tree and I were a tree, would you pass me secret messages using our root systems

'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

a "slab" is such a classic shape for so many things. you cannot go wrong with a slab, be it of ribs, marble, bacon, salmon, wood, stone. and dont even get me started on a "dollop"

one thing i enjoy about taskmaster is deciding how i would approach a task and seeing that a competitor has had the same line of thought as me

all this to say:

me 🤝* noel fielding

*marrying a rubber duck