babe i think your sister has something to tell you

pass the olive garden breadstick to your followers 

Jller by Benjamin Maus and Prokop Bartonicek - a kinetic artwork that sorts thousands of random river stones by age

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

presenting the shitty kinlist generator

only 100 characters rn but i plan to add more. they range from average kinblr shit to extreme red flag. generate some kins for yourself and put them in the tags or whatever. have fun

the "floor is lava" approach to explaining paranoia

your opinion on 100gecs is actually governed by the same genome that decides whether or not cilantro tastes like soap to you

new laws restricting the right to protest passing just before the coronation. hmm. don't like that

Honse birthday

So you may be asking yourself how I've never played Hypixel minigames before this (skyblock doesn't count, that's a lifestyle not a minigame) when I've been playing minecraft for like eleven or twelve years. The answer is simple: formerly allergic to people. now i've got you guys. [off-key party kazoo] character development.

You've decided in my discord that for my Poll Game Wednesday I'm gonna be doing this for the first time then! Join to watch me repeatedly hurl myself into the void accidentally, I can call that much now. It's gonna be worse than the Worms Incident of 22. starting at 1:30 or 2pm Eastern time, today, 12/28/22.

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about

At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth” even when you don’t know anything.

The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.”

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.”

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, “Then come give your FATHER a big hug.”

I return to streaming by helping Sans conquer hell in Nadir (2:30pm GMT, Dec 8th)

Woah! It’s been a while hasn’t it? I got my schedule messed up a bit and kinda fell apart around it. But I’m back now, and by popular demand on my shiny new Discord Server I’m gonna be playing some Nadir! It’s a super stylised and complex roguelike deckbuilder about descending the layers of hell. Yes, Sans the Skeleton does heavily clash with the tone of the game, but I saw the blue smoke coming from the card and couldn’t help myself okay? Backseating is 100% allowed and honestly encouraged because this game is hard.