shellofwonder
I'm the coolest ever in the eyes of 5 year olds
I've dedicated too much time and energy to this site and I'm no coward, I'll see it to the end
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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^_^ I didn’t say simon says *detonates the charges*
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After listening to episode 17 of TMP, I had to do something with that statement.
aha ha ha a (,: ouch
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if you are the type of person to tell a girl to stop driving around with an adult sized plastic skeleton strapped into the backseat of her car do not imagine even for one second that you could ever score a girl who would drive around with an adult sized plastic skeleton in the backseat of her car
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Morning Star 🌟 Commission for a lovely original character ☁️
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I literally don't know what possessed me to make an 11 page comic over these sad old men! bon appetit <3
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I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol
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The statistic that US presidents have been convicted of an average of 0.75 felonies each is wrong. Donald Trump, who's been convicted of 34 felonies is an outlier and should not have been counted.
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I took the smallest, shittiest picture of a frog at the nature preserve last week and just looking at it has me in tears of laughter. Just another pea in the pea soup...
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Georgie take that back right now
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well why not Alice? I mean Colin is definitely doing it right now you can make a party out of it!
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lena 100% went back to her office after talking to sam thinking "wow what a nice friendly conversation i just had with my best friend, samama khalid, the only one of my employees who doesn't actively make fun of me," and sam went back to his cubicle thinking
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