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Ed: I can't take much more of this obsessive compulsive control freak paranoia. I didn't pierce my nipples because it grossed you out. I didn't stay late on shore leave because you wanted to set off.
Izzy: You were flirting with the man in heels
Ed: There will always be men in heels flirting with me! Give me a break!
I would like to apologize to one Joanne Jefferson for this edit.
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David Jenkins: Lets give Blackbeard daddy issues
The writers room: Ok lets have him watch his dad slap him mom and then have him kill his dad as a kid and that's his tragic backstory.
David Jenkins: More!
The Writers: uhhh ok what if he had an abusive captain as a young pirate, we'll even bring that motherfucker back in season 2 and we'll have him do a "open up for the airplane" bit just to drive it home how daddy he is.
David Jenkins: MORE!
The Writers: Uh...... When he quits piracy he offends the family he's gone fishing with and gets beaten up by the dad? have him call him poppop just for fun
David Jenkins:
The Writers:
Lemme sight my sources here
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My philosophy is post on your blog as if no one follows it and watch the quality of your life improve significantly. You are the target audience for your blog. Block out the spectators and abandon the draft button.
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i miss it when network tv looked kind of grainy & warm & intimate. everything’s just shades of blue now
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It’s fine because I’m actually using a secret technique called writing it in my head and nowhere else.
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thats it. your ass is going to general settings -> filtering
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gone girl is how blonde white women go insane and black swan is how brunette white women go insane
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Unless you have concrete evidence, "The government did X thing to distract from Y thing" is conspiracy thought.
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gender euphoria is looking rly hot to other queer people and offputting to everyone else
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Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why
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