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I found this on facebook.
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If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
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And wear it to the nearest major city 
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sheldonthestarfish · 8 years
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My grandma sent me this video on the trans bathroom controversy. His name is the Liberal Redneck and he is now my best friend.
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sheldonthestarfish · 8 years
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How to open a beer with a banana
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sheldonthestarfish · 8 years
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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
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sheldonthestarfish · 8 years
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im SCREAMIBG
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sheldonthestarfish · 8 years
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me
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sheldonthestarfish · 8 years
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The boy behind the “success kid” meme is all grown up — and trying to use his viral fame to save his dad’s life
Remember this little guy? His name’s Sam Griner. 
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On Aug. 26, 2007 his mom took a photo of him at 11-months-old, standing on the beach in a green and white shirt, staring into the camera and making a determined little fist. Soon after, the photo morphed into the “Success Kid” meme, and Sam was Internet famous. 
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He’s now 8 years old:
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And he’s trying to use his Internet fame to find a kidney donor and save his dad’s life. 
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(Visit the family’s GoFundMe page for more).
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sheldonthestarfish · 8 years
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Love this.
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sheldonthestarfish · 8 years
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this is so funny & pure
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sheldonthestarfish · 8 years
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business email glossary
thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"
thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up
would you be so kind: fucking do it
best: i have never physically met you
all best: this conversation is over
all my best: i wish you would die
happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox
i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do
i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to
sorry to chase: answer my email
so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email
i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me
please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem
i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it
i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to
i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to
can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to
per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone
great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone
thanks!: i'm not mad at you
thanks!!: please don't be mad at me
thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk
please advise: this might be your fault
kindly advise: this is entirely your fault
mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator
can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email
sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot
let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again
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sheldonthestarfish · 8 years
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ATTENTION!!!
DO NOT DO THIS!!!! IT WILL BURN YOU!!! AND EXPLODE!!!! AND RELEASE CHLORINE GAS WHICH CAN KILL YOU!!! holy fuck who posts this jesus
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sheldonthestarfish · 8 years
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Please reblog if you enjoy Marvel and you're a woman
I have been having an argument with a friend and he says that Marvel is for guys, please help me prove to him that there are lots of women who like Marvel!
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sheldonthestarfish · 8 years
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today my professor shortened the term “significant others” to “signifs” reblog to make signif the new gender neutral term for the person you’re dating
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sheldonthestarfish · 8 years
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