kennedy married marilyn monroe in this stupid thing…😭

this story is soooo funny…. eisenhower picks mccarthy as his running mate…….

normally i kind of hate all mainstream music except for olivia rodrigo but sabrina carpenter did sort of slay with espresso…..

having a child just so i can name it that or something…….

i still think adlai would make a good baby name i want to bring it back SO bad

if you are like you said you can do a good lana del rey impression also why can you do both that and a jackie kennedy one. well to me they sound sort of similar at times. they are in the same vein of women with weird and higher pitched voices than mine

i love 90s television all these high quality fabrics got me so turned on i almost passed out

i can do a good jackie kennedy impression i just choose not to. except sometimes i think it’s funny enough that i do it…

But he couldn’t make—I mean, there’s no point to talk about Stevenson. Where he couldn’t make decisions, or he’d go over his little papers, or he’d carefully take something typewritten and copy it in longhand because he was so proud of everyone saying he wrote all his speeches—I don’t know, poor man. It’s sort of sad. You know, Jack achieved all he dreamed of his life, and it must be sad not to have.

JUST in case you thought i was exaggerating or bullshitting.

you know who really didn’t like stevenson… jackie kennedy… in that book where she has those “conversations”, she’s like “(imagine this in the voice.) i always felt bad for adlai… imagine trying soooo hard and never reaching your goals… he was always a sad sort of man, all he did was paperwork….” like HELLO?

you know who really didn’t like stevenson… jackie kennedy… in that book where she has those “conversations”, she’s like “(imagine this in the voice.) i always felt bad for adlai… imagine trying soooo hard and never reaching your goals… he was always a sad sort of man, all he did was paperwork….” like HELLO?

have i told you recently that stevenson is my favorite failed presidential candidate…. humphrey is probably a close second but i like stevenson for his tenacity and continued failure despite trying soooo hard 😭

mr “i’m not running for the vice presidency of anything” my ass….

imagine a big stupid grin on my face voice kennedy becomes president cause they all hated adlai stevenson and dear jack kennedy violated his personal moral prerogative and was vice president under stevenson……..

i’ve been in kind of a terrible awful mood today do you think listening to sabrina carpenter and reading this one stupid alternate history short story, ‘the impeachment of adlai stevenson’, will fix it….

i’ve been in kind of a terrible awful mood today do you think listening to sabrina carpenter and reading this one stupid alternate history short story, ‘the impeachment of adlai stevenson’, will fix it….

it’s a ten dollar brush by the way i’m just emotionally attached to it. and my stupid little sister keeps taking it from me and putting it in her freakishly messy room and it makes me SO mad. give her back to me 😐

👆 HER‼️

is there truly anything better than getting to brush your hair with your favorite hair brush after having lost it for a while… i have one hair brush and i love it i absolutely hate every other brush.

is there truly anything better than getting to brush your hair with your favorite hair brush after having lost it for a while… i have one hair brush and i love it i absolutely hate every other brush.