i’m sorry do you want me to take sigourney weaver and winona ryder out back and shoot them like a lame horse? ok? will that make you happy? please?
hey don't cry... sigourney weaver and winona ryder in alien resurrection okay?
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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “stabbed by a nazgûl” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
me: i don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later:
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fanart I made of jesse pinkman dying in a glue trap
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wow panic! at the disco gone after 19 years... thank you for 4 years of great music!
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they hate me because im an effeminate man and a masculine woman
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heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)
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Those actually aren’t porn bots it’s the Seattle polycule they joined tumblr
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Did you know you can repeat this to yourself in bed with the lights off and it will only take 15 minutes for your roommate to send a tentative “is everything ok in there” text
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mads mikkelsen and robert pattinson need to do a movie together just because the promo interviews would be chaos personified
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