“I have a story from my younger days to tell you. A story looong before people called me the King of the Monsters. A story about how I learned addition!”
i feel like the elder scrolls is probably the worst fictional world to get transported to. like no matter what you do you will eventually get tormented by hermaeus mora because he will sense that you know something that he doesnt and then hes going to get really mad that you cant fully recite the wikipedia page on the japanese raccoon dog.