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sharpednails · 51 minutes
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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on the first day he was sober barely enough to pass as a human
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sharpednails · 3 hours
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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog
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sharpednails · 3 hours
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⚠️ this lesbian visibility week all ur mlm ships will be forced to become genderbent ⚠️
or tbh i just wanted an excuse to post starryeyed yuri
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n also to post my genderbent human designs for them
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anyway happy birthday lesbians ‼️‼️‼️‼️
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sharpednails · 3 hours
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i don’t care if you really care
as long as you don’t go
so i cry, i pray and i beg
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APARTMENT BLOCK 'B'
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sharpednails · 4 hours
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hell-infected terminal
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sharpednails · 4 hours
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been such a long time since i drew him
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sharpednails · 4 hours
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mobile games taught me that women are always freezing in cold houses
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sharpednails · 4 hours
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Can I say something is it finally safe to say that I don't find the popular trend of white people on this site who aren't muslim saying inshallah for jokes funny and I never did
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sharpednails · 4 hours
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i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.
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sharpednails · 4 hours
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i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.
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sharpednails · 4 hours
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Why are y'all still using the word 'Middle East'. We've had this conversation already.
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sharpednails · 4 hours
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the bizzypuppets are Gaming Oh Mein Gott
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sharpednails · 5 hours
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what do you mean it's monday tomorrow..
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